It was a cold misty night at the Great Hangleton graveyard. Voldemort was getting his dancing shoes on when a random Death Eater shouted towards the Dark Lord "That's too dangerous! You might pull something!"
Voldemort sighed, but put on a 'brave face'. "It's okay, I'm willing to take that risk!"
He conjured up a dance floor in the middle of the graveyard. He grabbed the Death Eater and poked the Dark Mark on his arm. "Ow…" the Death Eater whined. About thirty Death Eaters appeared out of thin air. For some reason Ron Weasley came too. "Weasley! What are you doing here?!?!?!" Voldemort exclaimed.
"I looked in the Yellow Pages and I saw an ad for Voldemort's Dance Dance Revolution, free for Death Eaters, 10 galleons if not in inner circle, 30 galleons if Harry Potter or any of his meddling friends,"
Voldemort shrugged, and then exclaimed "EVERYBODY DANCE!!!!!!" The "Cha-Cha Slide" suddenly blared overhead.
"Now, Weasley," Voldemort turned to face the Gryffindor. "Cough up my 30 galleons,"
Ron rummaged around in his pockets while Lucius Malfoy break danced in the middle of the dance floor. "Well Voldie," said Ron. Voldemort glared at him. "I've got 12 galleons, a lozenge, and a coupon for a buy-one-get-one-free double-chocolate hot cocoa at Madame Puddifoot's,"
Voldemort pondered the proposition for a brief moment. "Well, I suppose I can give you a discount since you didn't bring Potter," he said finally. Ron handed over the 12 galleons. "But I'll take the coupon, " he said, snatching the hot cocoa coupon from the bewildered teenager's hand.
"That wasn't part of the deal," Ron pouted, thinking about Hermione.
"Tough!" said Voldemort, thinking about Minerva McGonagall. 'I wonder if she even likes hot cocoa… Oh well, at least I'm only paying for mine,' he thought. Ron was waving his hand obnoxiously in front of the Dark Lord's face. "Hello? Earth to Voldie?!?!?!"
Voldemort snapped out of his reverie. "Get out of here before I change my mind!"
Ron went and joined the conga line as it passed. 'Idiot, he thought. 'I can't believe he actually fell for the leprechaun gold! He should switch to credit cards only!