*throws confetti* Welcome all!

Please note that this is a spin-off of my series of one-shots entitled "The Everyday Misadventures of Earth's Mightiest Heroes." If you want to find out how this spin-off came to be, then please check out Chapter 25 of that series entitled "Thor Discovers Social Media"

And once again, thanks to those who requested Stark Fails! I was absolutely floored by how many of you wanted more! :D

So without further ado….. Enjoy!

Thor paced back and forth like a caged animal. What was taking the archer so long? Oh how he hoped Clint would hurry. What would he tell Tony if the billionaire caught him pacing like this? Thor knew he was a terrible lair. What if-

There was a knock on the window.

Thor rushed over and threw it open and Clint dropped into the room from the roof. "Got it," he whispered holding up the teeny camera between his thumb and fore-finger. "Does Tony suspect anything?"

"Nay," Thor answered as he shut the window. "Tony has been isolated in his lab all morning."

Clint wiggled his eyebrows. 'In that case, I'm gonna need a distraction."

Thor grinned and flipped Mjolnir. "Then a distraction you shall have."

Tony pulled off his protective goggles and blew on the red-hot piece of metal. Placing the torch down on his work table he grabbed a pair of pliers. This would require the utmost of skill and concentration. Just one mistake, and-

"AAAAHHHHRRRGGG!"

Yelping, Tony jumped involuntarily and knocked the metal off the table. "Crap." Tony muttered. He contemplated for a minute on whether he should go help Thor. That was definitely his roar. Maybe the god was in trouble.

Deciding the torch was his best choice of weapon at the moment, Tony ran towards the sound. The kitchen.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa,!" Tony interrupted Thor mid-yell. Thor paused, Mjolnir raised into the air aimed at… the toaster?

"What the heck, Thor?!" Tony demanded. "What's your deal?"

"This metal contraption refuses to relinquish my breakfast!" Thor exclaimed. Then let Mjolnir fall on the poor toaster.

Tony groaned. "Thooooor…." His eyes came to rest on a blender next to the now smashed toaster. Inside was an apple, banana, and orange unpeeled and whole, swimming in milk. "I'm scared to ask, but what is that?" Tony pointed to the mess.

Thor chuckled. "Not to worry, friend Stark. I was about to make what you mortals call a 'smoothie' to accompany my toast. But I know how this contraption works." The thunderer reached to switch on the blender-

"Thor, wait-!"

Tony was about to tell Thor that he forgot to put on the lid but he wasn't fast enough. Milk and chunks of dismembered fruit went flying. The billionaire fought his way through the smoothie storm to the off switch. Hair dripping with milk, Tony just glared at the god who looked back with the most innocent expression as he whipped banana off his trusty hammer.

*POP*

Two pieces of smashed bread popped out of the destroyed toaster.

Thor rubbed his chin. "I seem to be experiencing technical difficulties."

There was a tense moment of silence before Clint walked in. "Hey Tony, do you…" He paused mid-sentence and mid-stride. "What happened here?"

Still staring at the Asgardian, Tony answered: "Thor. That's what happened."

Clint picked off an orange peel that he'd stepped in. "I see…. Why don't you go get a shower? I'll help clean up here."

Tony just stared at Thor for a few more seconds before stomping off to his bathroom. He was too perturbed to even think about why Hawkeye was being so… nice.

When he was out of ear shot, Thor looked at Clint hopefully. The archer grinned and rubbed his hands together menacingly. "The deed has been done." Clint swiped a towel off the counter and threw it at Thor. "Now clean up this mess."

This was a little more history and such but not to worry, you'll get to see Tony failing soon XD

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