Right now, this is going to be a one-shot. But if you want me to continue, I can. (If I do continue, I'll make more Akatsuki turn into animals, and maybe more details about of what happens in this chapter!) Enjoy the kawaii-ness! (Yes, there is yaoi, sorry I can't help myself!)
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Sasori and Deidara where walking back from another mission. It was almost sunset. "C'mon, Sasori! We need to get back quickly, un!" Deidara started to run. Sasori started to run after him, but a weird looking flying rock hit him in the head. He was K.O'd. The rock disappeared. Deidara didn't notice that Sasori wasn't following him anymore, so he ran all the way back to the Akatsuki's hideout. He looked back, and to his surprise, Sasori wasn't there. "Huh? Sasori, where'd you go?" He went inside and explained to the leader, Pain.
"You need to go look for Sasori. You have to return by dark, though." Deidara took off. He started to retrace his steps.
Meanwhile, Sasori finally woke up. He looked at the tree next to him. "…Why does the tree look much bigger than before?" Sasori asked himself, but all he heard were meows. Sasori ran to the lake that ran through the area. He looked in it. He expected to see himself, but all he saw was a cat, that was the same color hair that Sasori had. "What?!" Sasori jumped back. "Why am I a cat?! Where did that idiot Deidara go?!" Sasori heard a familiar voice coming closer to him.
"Sasori, where are you?" Deidara ran towards Sasori. Of course, he didn't know that the cute cat in front of him was actually Sasori. "What a cute cat, un!" He kneeled down to Sasori's height. "I want to take you home, since it seems like you don't have a home, un. I'm sure it'll be okay with the leader!" Deidara took a hard look at the cat. "Y'know what? You remind me of Sasori! I'll call you Sasori, un!"
"Of course! I'm Sasori, you idiot!" Again, only meows were heard.
"You like that name? That's good! Now, let's go home, un!" Sasori noticed that Deidara was acting different than when Deidara knew he was around Sasori. As they were walking Deidara said: "I really hope Sasori is okay, un. I would look for him until I find him, but leader said I have to be home by dark, and it's already getting dark, un." Sasori had no idea that Deidara actually worried about him. He looked up at Deidara in confusion. It was almost if the Deidara he knew wasn't the Deidara walking next to him.
They returned to the Akatsuki hideout. "Here we are, un!" Tobi immediately ran to Deidara.
"Sempai! You're back! Did you find Sasori?" Deidara nodded no, and before he could say anything, Tobi noticed the cat. "Whoa! Sempai found a kitty! A really, really cute kitty!!" Sasori disliked the fact that he was being called a 'kitty', and even worse, being called 'really, really cute'. Deidara looked around the empty base.
"Um, where is everybody else, un?" Sasori wondered the same thing, and he forgot he was a cat.
"That is actually a good question…" Sasori stopped when he realized he had made a mistake. Tobi squealed with joy.
"Ah! The kitty meows!!" Deidara was annoyed with Tobi, as always.
"Yes, Tobi, cats meow. Where is everybody else?!"
"They all drank too much sake again…But Tobi didn't have any, because Tobi is a good boy!"
"Whatever, I'm going to bed. C'mon, Sasori." Sasori followed Deidara to his room. Sasori had never been I there before. There was artsy stuff all over the place. It was very unorganized, unlike Sasori's room. Sasori was obsessed with organizing his puppets.
Deidara jumped in bed, and immediately fell asleep, with the cat version Sasori in his arms. Sasori couldn't sleep. 'Curse these nocturnal instincts of a cat', thought Sasori. Deidara rolled around in his sleep, while still hugging Sasori. Sasori heard Deidara talking in his sleep. He kept on saying "Sasori…" Sasori was scared to think of what he was dreaming about. 'What a sick dream', thought Sasori.
Finally, the sun rose to start a new day. Deidara woke up. "Good morning, Sasori!" He fixed his hair back into a ponytail. "Let's go outside, to see if Sasori comes back!" They ran around outside. Sasori felt ridiculous, he was literally looking for himself. Deidara ran out of Sasori's sight. 'Finally', thought Sasori. He stopped running around. He saw a flying rock again. It was the same rock that turned him into a cat. It came hurling towards him. Again, it hit Sasori in the head.
When he opened his eyes, he immediately checked to see if he wasn't a cat. He looked at his hands; he was definitely not a cat anymore. Deidara returned. "Sasori!" He ran to Sasori. "You're back! Hm? Where's the cat? …It probably ran away. Oh, well! Now you're back!" Sasori looked at Deidara, surprised. "Eh, urm…not that I'm happy about you being back, un! You could've stayed away forever, and I wouldn't care!" Sasori laughed to himself. "Hey, what's so funny?!"
"Deidara, you'll need to explain to me the dream you had last night. It was about me, right?" Deidara blushed.
"H-How do you know that?!"
"Let's go inside." The two artists waked inside. Sasori would never forget that day, when he discovered the true Deidara.
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Babs McGoogle: "Did you like it? Please tell me if you want me to continue this! …I might continue this just because it's fun to write kawaii stuff like this!"
Thanks for Reading!
-Signing off, Babs McGoogle