Hello y'all!! How is everyone? This is going to be my first posted and
completed story in a while. I decided to create a story that kind of
connects with other humour stories I have written. I will probably make
references to those stories throughout this prologue (perhaps other
chapters later, as well). They are That one Couchy Story (written by me)
and Awoken on a box (by Bubbly Saria). I would suggest reading them for a
quick laugh. Although, I do admit that would be shamelessly advertising my
own works. .
On with the story!!
From the PUF Love Angel Prologue
It had been six long months since Love Angel and Thunder Angel alias Amanda and Sarah had been sent to their home sweet home. Things got rather boring at the PUF (Psychiatric Unit Facility), and they had officially been forbidden the viewing of any anime, so they found themselves a new obsession: Harry Potter. They spent all of their days watching the Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone movie, easily committing it to memory. As the days went by and spring turned to fall and summer to winter, and after winter gave spring and summer a miss and turned abruptly into the beginning of autumn. On September first, Amanda and Sarah created their own Hogwarts Express out of lunch trays and frozen juice sticks. The nice doctors decided that they would take off the 'kawaii' jackets and they put the precious time they had to work. They soon found that they had tons of free time. They decided to put it to good use and read the Harry Potter books (they now had the use of both of their arms). This led to night after night of bizarre dreams and this led to their desire to read more and more Harry Potter. Unfortunately, in their current residence, the Internet was unavailable, and they were completely oblivious to the world of fanfiction. I bring you this tale from the hidden depths of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It is neither sane nor depressing, but it will be sure to provide a life lesson. Now, on with the account of the most recent developments in our favourite magical school, and with our favourite (well. MY favourite) story travelers.
It was a cool clear night. Amanda was just snuggling up with her copy of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire when Sarah burst through the door. Her countenance was plagued with dismay and worry. Her hair was slightly ruffled, and her eyes were droopy. She ran to Amanda's side before screaming at the top of her lungs, "AMANDY!!! THEY'RE-they're. THEY'RE GONNA KILL CEDRIC!!" She crumpled to the floor and began wailing. Her voice was beginning to cause a commotion, so Amanda had to calm her down before things got too out of hand. "Now, now, deary. Everything is going to be okay. you've already read that book. You knew it was going to happen. Poor Cedric.. If he only knew how much people like him." she sighed and went back to consoling her friend. The rest of the night went as it always did, the two girls talked and talked about the illustrious book 5 and their wishes for their own, very different minds, "I wish that I could go to Hogwarts and get my own Magical wand. Meeting Wood wouldn't be that bad, either." Sarah sighed before nodding off. "I would rather see Draco Malfoy. in leather!" Amanda mused. Both of the girls drifted off into a dreamless slumber.
In the morning, Amanda heard the rustling of bodies and the shouting of girls. This noise shook her from her peaceful sleep and made her very irritated, "SARAH!! SHUT UP!! I AM TIRED!" She screamed into the abyss. It was then she noticed it. There were shades of green velvet surrounding her on all sides and instead of her padded room, there was a nice, normal dorm room which she shared with four other girls, "WHERE IN GOD'S GREEN EARTH AM I?" she yelled. She got a response from the girl next to her, who seemed to be. Pansy Parkinson. "Rough night, eh?" she chuckled, "I always thought you were a little on the tipsy side, McCord. Never thought you'd take it this far." She smirked, "Oh, and in case you really ARE that dumb, you are now in the fifth years' Slytherin dorm room. I trust you understand the fact that this is a GIRLS' dorm. I don't think you need me to tell you that." Amanda grumbled as she pulled on the traditional, Hogwarts School uniforms. She quickly glanced at her schedule and then checked her watch to correspond times. 'It's only 4:00 in the morning! No WONDER I am so tired! I forgot about the time difference.' Everything seemed to be in order, only. she didn't see Sarah ANYWHERE.
Sarah woke up to the noise of giggling girls. They seemed to be gossiping about something. She pulled back her scarlet curtains 'I don't remember THESE at the PUF. maybe they put it in after I went to sleep.' She was amazed at the sight she saw. There were girls all around, wands drawn, performing various spells on their faces and hair. Sarah's face turned from that of curiosity to that of shock. She stared, wide-eyed at the clothes that were laid out on the chair next to her four-poster. Then, sighing, she fell back and died. Well, not really, but that's what she could have done. 'This is better than the time I got drunk in Hyrule!!' she mused. Quickly she got dressed, grabbed her * sigh * magical wand, copied some of her roommates' hygienic actions and hurried to get to Hogwarts' Great Hall for a quick breakfast. The Gryffindor table was all hustle and bustle. The Dream Team was huddled close together as if they were speaking of a new adventure. When they caught sight of Sarah, they straightened up and smiled at her beckoning her to their spot. Harry looked at her expectantly. She smiled nervously, looking from left to right, before conceding. She took her place next to him and he kissed her affectionately on the cheek. She gave a sarcastic grin and pointedly ignored the death glares she got from Ginny Weasley.
Amanda raced to the Great Hall. She was never one to pass up a good meal, and from what she had memorized, Hogwarts meals were among the highest rated in the world. She made her way to the Slytherin Table and her eyes fell on just the person she wanted to see. Draco Malfoy. She ran over to him a gave him a giant hug. He looked at her with total disgust in his eyes. "What ON EARTH are you doing?" He practically yelled, almost losing the Malfoy charm. "I figured that you needed a hug. You always seem so agitated. I felt that I would brighten you up a bit!" She gave a cheery smile and sat down next to him. "I swear. four years of utter silence, and she picks NOW to start talking." He said under his breath. Of course this wasn't quiet enough and Amanda's keen ears picked it up right away. "So. Draco. What's up?" She said, pouring on the ghetto-ness that she learned back in her PUF home. "Uhh. was all he could get in before he was interrupted by yet another question. "I have a question. What do you think of Ginny Weasley? My friend and I have a bet on that you are in love with her and vice versa." Draco immediately paled at these words, his face fighting a blush, "I KNEW it!! Woohoo!! Twenty dollars for Amanda!!" Draco tried to respond, but he was still sputtering from the previous question.
The breakfast went on without incident, Amanda trying to pry information from Draco to no avail, and Sarah trying to keep her grabby boyfriend from groping her in front of the entire school. Both of them were completely oblivious to the other's presence as they headed toward their first class, Double Potions for Slytherins and Gryffindors.
From the PUF Love Angel Prologue
It had been six long months since Love Angel and Thunder Angel alias Amanda and Sarah had been sent to their home sweet home. Things got rather boring at the PUF (Psychiatric Unit Facility), and they had officially been forbidden the viewing of any anime, so they found themselves a new obsession: Harry Potter. They spent all of their days watching the Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone movie, easily committing it to memory. As the days went by and spring turned to fall and summer to winter, and after winter gave spring and summer a miss and turned abruptly into the beginning of autumn. On September first, Amanda and Sarah created their own Hogwarts Express out of lunch trays and frozen juice sticks. The nice doctors decided that they would take off the 'kawaii' jackets and they put the precious time they had to work. They soon found that they had tons of free time. They decided to put it to good use and read the Harry Potter books (they now had the use of both of their arms). This led to night after night of bizarre dreams and this led to their desire to read more and more Harry Potter. Unfortunately, in their current residence, the Internet was unavailable, and they were completely oblivious to the world of fanfiction. I bring you this tale from the hidden depths of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It is neither sane nor depressing, but it will be sure to provide a life lesson. Now, on with the account of the most recent developments in our favourite magical school, and with our favourite (well. MY favourite) story travelers.
It was a cool clear night. Amanda was just snuggling up with her copy of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire when Sarah burst through the door. Her countenance was plagued with dismay and worry. Her hair was slightly ruffled, and her eyes were droopy. She ran to Amanda's side before screaming at the top of her lungs, "AMANDY!!! THEY'RE-they're. THEY'RE GONNA KILL CEDRIC!!" She crumpled to the floor and began wailing. Her voice was beginning to cause a commotion, so Amanda had to calm her down before things got too out of hand. "Now, now, deary. Everything is going to be okay. you've already read that book. You knew it was going to happen. Poor Cedric.. If he only knew how much people like him." she sighed and went back to consoling her friend. The rest of the night went as it always did, the two girls talked and talked about the illustrious book 5 and their wishes for their own, very different minds, "I wish that I could go to Hogwarts and get my own Magical wand. Meeting Wood wouldn't be that bad, either." Sarah sighed before nodding off. "I would rather see Draco Malfoy. in leather!" Amanda mused. Both of the girls drifted off into a dreamless slumber.
In the morning, Amanda heard the rustling of bodies and the shouting of girls. This noise shook her from her peaceful sleep and made her very irritated, "SARAH!! SHUT UP!! I AM TIRED!" She screamed into the abyss. It was then she noticed it. There were shades of green velvet surrounding her on all sides and instead of her padded room, there was a nice, normal dorm room which she shared with four other girls, "WHERE IN GOD'S GREEN EARTH AM I?" she yelled. She got a response from the girl next to her, who seemed to be. Pansy Parkinson. "Rough night, eh?" she chuckled, "I always thought you were a little on the tipsy side, McCord. Never thought you'd take it this far." She smirked, "Oh, and in case you really ARE that dumb, you are now in the fifth years' Slytherin dorm room. I trust you understand the fact that this is a GIRLS' dorm. I don't think you need me to tell you that." Amanda grumbled as she pulled on the traditional, Hogwarts School uniforms. She quickly glanced at her schedule and then checked her watch to correspond times. 'It's only 4:00 in the morning! No WONDER I am so tired! I forgot about the time difference.' Everything seemed to be in order, only. she didn't see Sarah ANYWHERE.
Sarah woke up to the noise of giggling girls. They seemed to be gossiping about something. She pulled back her scarlet curtains 'I don't remember THESE at the PUF. maybe they put it in after I went to sleep.' She was amazed at the sight she saw. There were girls all around, wands drawn, performing various spells on their faces and hair. Sarah's face turned from that of curiosity to that of shock. She stared, wide-eyed at the clothes that were laid out on the chair next to her four-poster. Then, sighing, she fell back and died. Well, not really, but that's what she could have done. 'This is better than the time I got drunk in Hyrule!!' she mused. Quickly she got dressed, grabbed her * sigh * magical wand, copied some of her roommates' hygienic actions and hurried to get to Hogwarts' Great Hall for a quick breakfast. The Gryffindor table was all hustle and bustle. The Dream Team was huddled close together as if they were speaking of a new adventure. When they caught sight of Sarah, they straightened up and smiled at her beckoning her to their spot. Harry looked at her expectantly. She smiled nervously, looking from left to right, before conceding. She took her place next to him and he kissed her affectionately on the cheek. She gave a sarcastic grin and pointedly ignored the death glares she got from Ginny Weasley.
Amanda raced to the Great Hall. She was never one to pass up a good meal, and from what she had memorized, Hogwarts meals were among the highest rated in the world. She made her way to the Slytherin Table and her eyes fell on just the person she wanted to see. Draco Malfoy. She ran over to him a gave him a giant hug. He looked at her with total disgust in his eyes. "What ON EARTH are you doing?" He practically yelled, almost losing the Malfoy charm. "I figured that you needed a hug. You always seem so agitated. I felt that I would brighten you up a bit!" She gave a cheery smile and sat down next to him. "I swear. four years of utter silence, and she picks NOW to start talking." He said under his breath. Of course this wasn't quiet enough and Amanda's keen ears picked it up right away. "So. Draco. What's up?" She said, pouring on the ghetto-ness that she learned back in her PUF home. "Uhh. was all he could get in before he was interrupted by yet another question. "I have a question. What do you think of Ginny Weasley? My friend and I have a bet on that you are in love with her and vice versa." Draco immediately paled at these words, his face fighting a blush, "I KNEW it!! Woohoo!! Twenty dollars for Amanda!!" Draco tried to respond, but he was still sputtering from the previous question.
The breakfast went on without incident, Amanda trying to pry information from Draco to no avail, and Sarah trying to keep her grabby boyfriend from groping her in front of the entire school. Both of them were completely oblivious to the other's presence as they headed toward their first class, Double Potions for Slytherins and Gryffindors.