If you wish to find a crossover of Elves and The happy Host Club, I suggest you look elsewhere. Because in this story you will find not only find the Host Club, you will find the Baudelaire children- SCHREECH! Sorry, that's the book getting the best of me, heheh. WELCOME! I don't know if anyone else has done this, but I'M DOING THIS and there is nothing you could do to stop me:D A crossover of A Series of Unfortunate Events and Ouran High School Host Club. I know WHAT KIND OF CROSSOVER IS THAT?!!? Well, MY kind. Time Setting: Two years after Count Olaf's' death (So Violet is Seventeen, Klaus is fifteen, and sunny is three) so after they land, (long story short) someone spots them and sends them to the police. After concealing their identities, they contact Mr. Poe and go into a lawsuit about all of what has happened over the whole Series, they win but, since Count Olaf is dead, and his associates are nowhere to be found, they dismiss the case and the Baudelaire's are found innocent. So now, Mr. Poe is still in charge of their affairs, (whoopee.) he thinks they should have a new start, so guess where he sends them?

Haha! Awesome huh? Please R &R so I know if my stories are suckish:D This is rated T for whatever might happen. Zurla does not own anything. Call her stupid. She doesn't care.

P.S. Oh and imagine them the way they looked in the movie. I don't really like the way the look in the book :P

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"Japan?" Klaus said, looking up from his book, "But why?"

In truth Violet didn't know either. Mr. Poe said it would be a new start or something. And you know what? They really needed a new start.

She shook it off, "He said it would be a new start. You know how badly we need it. He setting it up right now. So it shouldn't be a problem, since we all know Japanese. (A/N I don't know if they do or do not, I haven't read it in a while so yeah. Gomen to those who know) "

Klaus nodded. He looked out the window. Everything seemed so peaceful. He couldn't believe what they had been though. He never thought people could be so evil. He was also sad about the loss of membership inV.F.D. They were forced to give it up for the sake of the Lawsuit. He was sad of the loss of everything. Everything except the fortune. The thing that had made their lives this way. Klaus sighed. Well it was all over.

He got up and went to pack like his sisters.

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Sunny looked out the plane window. She didn't like the idea of being up in the air. She never did. She looked at her sister. She was sleeping, and she looked at peace. Sunny looked at her brother. His nose was in a book, like always. Sunny smiled. She was young, but she understood a lot of things. She knew that this was good for them.

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"Wait here children, I'll get directions." Mr. Poe said with a cough. He got out of the car and went to the nearest store.

The children (Well they were pretty grown up, but we'll still call them that.) looked out the window. Japan was nice. They liked the atmosphere. Violet looked at the sign. It said 'Welcome to Tokyo'. She sighed.

This is their new home.

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They stared up at their new home. It was a quaint little house. It was a little strange, because, the whole outside, was painted purple. And there was a overgrown garden all around it. It looked big enough, from the outside, for about six people. She smiled. A normal home, finally.

Mr. Poe opened the door for them and the three stepped out.

A Japanese woman came out. She had waist long black hair that was pulled into a braid. She looked about 5' 5'' and had a checkered shirt and jeans on.

She had a broad smile and she walked up to the trio. "Hello, my name is Neko Sakura*, and you must be the Baudelaire's. I will be you new guardian." She shook their hands. She looked up at Mr. Poe. "You must be Mr. Poe, pleasure to meet you. Now come in, let's get to know each other, bring your bags." She hustled into the house. Violet couldn't help but have some memories. She shook the off.

They hadn't said a word that whole time. She seemed nice, but frazzled. They hurried and brought their bags inside.

"Just leave them on the ground, we'll get them later, now come have some tea and have a rest." She called from the other room.

They left their bags and came into the sitting room it seemed. They sat while Neko poured their tea.

"So, tell me, which is which?" She said, smiling. 'She seems happy to have us here.' Klaus thought.

"Ah, well, I'm Violet, that's Klaus, and this is Sunny." Violet said, pointing to them. Neko smiled once more.

"Well, let me tell you about you new home, and about myself." Neko continued, "You will get to pick your own room, they are all on the second floor. This is the living room, there is the kitchen, and the bathroom is at the end of the hall. The room with the desk is my office. I'm a writer. " She smiled.

"Would you like to know the school you will be going to?" She said.

The Baudelaire's were taken aback. They hadn't been to school in such a long time. Violet broke the silence, she smiled, "Yes, please."

Neko beamed, she seemed to do that a lot, "Ouran."

Klaus looked like he was in disbelief, "Ouran Academy?"

Neko nodded.

Violet looked at Klaus, "Have you read about it?"

Klaus nodded, "It's a very prestigious school for the rich. I suppose we will be using our fortune." He looked at Mr. Poe.

Mr. Poe nodded, "But you don't have to if you don't want to." Klaus shook his head, "Not at all. I'm actually glad for that."

Neko beamed once more, "Excellent."

They spent the rest of the night discussing their new home and school.

"Would you look at the time, I must go. Remember children, I'll come back in three months to check up on you." He said as he took his leave at 9:32 that night.

Mr. Poe left.

Neko looked at them and said, "You don't mind that you will be starting tomorrow right?"

They shook their heads, and Violet said, "Well since we have school in the morning, we should get to bed."

Neko smiled a tired smile of understanding, which confused the Baudelaire's, "Certainly. You may pick your rooms now; I will be checking on you in a bit, I've got a deadline to meet. Sorry." She took her leave.

The Baudelaire's sighed. It was such a long time….

Violet got up and said, "We should unpack tomorrow, get some rest tonight." The two others nodded. They brought their bags up the stairs. Violet chose a room decked out in red. Klaus took a room decked out in green. Sunny got the room in between the two, which was decked out in blue.

They said their goodnights and left to dream of their new beginning.

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*I couldn't think of a name, so her name is Cat Cherry Blossom. XD