Hey, everyone! This is my first time posting a story on Fanfiction. Let's see... this story was written by me and my friend Aklana from Quizilla. I wrote every odd chapter, and she wrote every even chapter EXCEPT for #10. The story is FINISHED and just needs to be put up completely.

R&R please! This particular story takes place sometime during Season 3, after Captain Jack returns to the crew. Non-canon-ness runs abound in certain places, and near the end it breaks off from the T.V. story line completely, since Aklana and I didn't work together on writing the chapters. We just picked up where the other left off. Also, this story is only 10 chapter, with 2-4 two part chapters.

WARNING: This story is written for adventure/humor! It is a serious story in all respects, but the characters do out-of-character things. Aklana and I love Doctor Who just as much as the next guy, but we made the characters in the story do some pretty stupid things. So don't take it too seriously and just laugh in the designated areas. Thank you. Enjoy the story.

This part was written by me. Enjoy.

Signed, sonorahugagi

DISCLAIMER: Since this IS a fanfiction site, and everyone understands that, I don't see why this is needed; I'll cover my basics anyway... I DO NOT, nor WILL I EVER, own Doctor Who or any of its spin-offs. If I did, you wouldn't see this here -- it'd be the show!

THE DOCTOR WHO EXPERIENCE

CHAPTER 1: Meet Aklana and Lara, the wacky American fangirls!

"I'm so incredibly bored, it isn't funny." Lara yawned, kicking back on her futon. She put her feet over the bar and let them dangle there.

"Tell me about it," Aklana sighed, rubbing an eye before resting her cheek on her fist. She was flipping through a magazine lying on the floor, not really paying attention as she turned the pages. "Isn't there ANYTHING exciting to do around your place?"

"No not really..." Lara stopped and looked at Aklana strangely. Aklana looked over to her best friend and blinked.

"Ummm... why are you looking at me like that?"

"Is today Friday?"

"Uh... duh. Of course it is."

"HOLY CRAP!" Lara shrieked, completely forgetting her legs were over the bar and trying to stand up, only to fall off the futon and narrowly avoiding Aklana's legs. She stumbled to her feet. "Doctor Who! I completely forgot about it!" Lara turned and bolted out of the room.

"WHAAAAAT?!" Came Aklana's shout from in her bedroom, seeing as she hadn't gotten to her feet yet. "How could you forget? That's a criminal offense!"

"I know, I know!" Lara shouted exasperatedly from the living room, throwing things around as she searched for the DVR remote. Succeeding in grabbing it, Lara plopped on the couch and pressed the power button. She glanced at the clock. 7 minutes before 8:00 p.m., she might actually get it recorded on time today. As soon as the T.V. screen had lit up Lara pressed the guide button.

Aklana strolled into the room, sitting in the big easy chair behind Lara. She seemed to watch the clock with a extreme intensity, as if to slow it down long enough for Lara to find the show and hit "record".

"Come on, come on..." Lara muttered, searching down through the guide. "Why did the stupid cable company have to change all the stations? It sucks! Found it! Sci-fi." She hit record on Doctor Who.

"There, crisis solved!" She said brightly, turning around so her legs were over the edge of the couch. "Wanna watch it now or in the morning?"

"Hmmm... that's a toughie... why not watch it now.. and watch it again in the morning!"

"Sounds good to me!" Lara clapped and changed the channel to Sci-fi.

After a particularly good/weird episode (as most always are, especially to Lara, who hadn't been watching as long as Aklana) the two girls were discussing the show with a intense ferocity.

"That one was really weird."

"Was not, Lara! It made perfect sense to me."

"Whatever. Hey, don't you think David Tennant is awesome for the part?"

"Do I! He better be on next season, if he quits I'll go over there and murder him."

"We don't know that for sure." Lara reminded her. Aklana made a face.

"Yeah, because we're not living in England. And we're a season behind them. And it's really MAKING ME MAD!" She yelled throwing a pillow at the T.V. as the commercial for the next episode came on.

Lara rolled her eyes and shut off the T.V. "If he does quit... do you think we could go over there, kidnap him... and ransom him?"

Aklana's eyes lit up at the thought. She started making typing motions in the air. "Dear Martha, we have the doctor..." She stopped and looked to Lara for help.

"...If you ever want to see him again, you must follow our instructions carefully." Lara giggled out after a moment's thought. Aklana pretended to type it in the air and started up again.

"We will be waiting on the planet Mars... We shall be waiting in the largest crater... Trade us his contract for the doctor... so he can be on the show again! Signed... uh..."

"Two desperate American fangirls." Lara finished, walking over so she was standing behind Aklana. They shook hands and admired their invisible ransom note. Then they burst out laughing.

A few hours had passed since the pretend Doctor Who ransom note had been written, and both Aklana and Lara were bored again. It was only 11:00 p.m., way too early to sleep at a sleepover, so both were on their stomachs on the floor, randomly flipping pages through all the magazines scattered on the floor.

"Do ya wanna go outside?" Aklana said suddenly, sitting up. Lara shook her head frantically, putting her hands over her arms. 4 or 5 mosquito bites were already on her arms from the night before.

"No way, I'll be eaten alive!"

"It'll only be for a second. Just to look at the stars." Aklana protested, already pulling on her jacket and flip-flops. Lara sighed and followed after her friend, knowing she was going to lose the battle anyway. 'Better to lose the battle than lose the war,' she thought to herself.

They made their way through Lara's rather large backyard to the edge of the property, just before the cornfield.

"Creepy," Aklana remarked, gesturing towards the cornfield. "Reminds you of Signs, doesn't it?"

"Maybe a little," Lara replied, getting a little spooked at the thought. It was so dark outside Lara could barely see Aklana's face. The moon was either hidden behind clouds or just not out.

"Look!" Aklana said, tugging on Lara's arm and pointing to the western sky. A shooting star was gliding gently across the stars, an both girls stared in awe for a moment.

"Make a wish, quick!" Lara said, squeezing her eyes shut. She began wishing hard, and when she opened her eyes the comet was gone. Aklana still had her eyes shut, her lips almost moving with the force of her thinking. When she finally did open her eyes, she giggled.

"Did you wish for the same thing I did?"

"Doctor Who wasn't just a T.V. show?"

"Yep."

"Then yeah, I guess." She thought hard for a moment. "Does that double our chances of it coming true?"

"Well..." Aklana said slowly, thinking. "Since we told each other our wishes, the double wish thing kinda gets cancelled out. But still, seeing a random comet and then wishing the same thing comes along once in a lifetime." Aklana headed off back to the house. "So you never know."

Lara took one more glance at the sky. 'Just hope whatever it was wasn't bad... don't want a War of the Worlds catastrophe.' She thought, running to catch up with her friend.

The next morning all seemed normal, and Lara was a little disappointed. Aklana was slouched down in the bar chair, probably thinking the same thing.

"You got me hooked on the waffles without the syrup and just butter, girl." Lara said, handing a plate of waffles to Aklana. They ate in silence for awhile. When they were half-finished, for some unknown reason, Aklana's fork stopped halfway to her mouth.

Lara's stopped too. "What?"

Aklana shook her head for quiet and seemed to listen for something. "Do you hear that buzzing noise?" She finally whispered after a few seconds. Lara shook her head and listened closely herself. Sure enough, a faint buzzing/humming sound was growing louder, coming from her backyard.

"Do you know what it sounds like?" Aklana said after another few seconds. Lara shook her head. "The TARDIS!"

"No way..." Lara said shaking her head to Aklana's frantic nodding. Aklana only nodded harder, jumped up from

her chair, and grabbed her tennis shoes instead of her sandals. Lara looked down at her own tennis shoes, still damp from getting the mail.

"Well?" Aklana breathed her hand on the back door. "You coming with me?" Lara looked from the closed blinds of the windows back to Aklana, who was waiting impatiently for an answer.

"Fine, but don't get all mad when it's not it." Lara sighed, walking over to the door. "On three, then. One, two, three!" Lara unlocked the door, turned the handle, and Aklana bolted outside, Lara hot on her heels.