Oh the vamp has, pretty teeth dear

And he shows them bloody read

Just a wood stake has old Buffy dear and she keeps it

Out of sight

Cause when the vamp bites

With his teeth dear

Scarlet billows start to spread

Fancy clothes oh, dear Buffy wears

So there's never, never a trace of dust

On the sidewalk, Friday night uh-huh

Lies a pile, of lifeless dust

And someone's sneaking around the corner

Could that someone, someone be point the stake?

And there's an old crypt down in the graveyard don't you know

Where Holy Water, is pouring down

That water it's just, it's just for the drinking dear

Five'll get you ten old Buffy's still in town

Now'd you about that girl Faith

She disappeared babe, after serving,

all her hard time

Now Buffy, she fights like demon

Could it be our girl's done somthin' Rash?

Now Dawn Summers, ho ho, and Willow Rosenburg

Ohh Mr. Angel, and Good ole Spike

Oh the line forms on the right dear

Now that Buffy's back in town

I said Dawn Summers, ho ho, and Willow Rosenburg

Ohh Mr. Angel, and Good ole Spike

Oh the line forms on the right dear

Now that Buffy's back in town

Look out old Buffy's back yeah!