Well this is a new story and before yall get all "LETS CASTRATE THIS LAZY AUTHOR" give me some space and NOT THE FACE PLEASE.

Readers: fine but dont say we didnt warn you

Wait the face, THE FACE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(a/n) ok i know you guys might be confused while reading but if you read my notes at the bottom your thoughts/questions will be awnsered

--

Naruto's POV

Hi. Im Naruto Uzamaki, the demon of Konoha. You might say hey who the hell are you and why is it that your a demon?
Well im not persay. Heres how it is.

I work my ass off trying to be the best ninja in the village, I constantly help others, I beat a psychotic jinchuriki and his biju, I would do anything for my friends and the Hokage without second thought, I took a chidori to the chest just to bring back my so called 'brother' ,but no matter what i do everyone takes advantage of me. Im hated for something i did not do. Worst of all is that im beaten, burned, and raped EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY.

Yea if you didn't get the hint im a FUCKING jinchuriki. I have the nine tailed fox sealed within me, the strongest demon in hell and the leader of the Kitsune clan deep within hell.
You might be thinking that Im just another emo that should get a life. Well if you don't care i don't either.

I also think i have the right to be as fucking emo as i want seeing as i have to fight to keep my sanity. I live in a shitty run down apartment thats been destroyed over and over. People drag me out of my personal hell to bring me into another one. They beat me, cut me, stab me, gouge out my eyes, pour acid down my throat, and rape me untill im whimpering and unable to move or even make a concious thought, and when i manage to get my sorry ass off the ground and back into the village i have to put a mask because im too damn proud to show them that they have broken me.

I was only 5 when i was kicked out of the orphanage. I hid in the forest for a year before the Hokage(1) brought me back. Thats when the beatings started, and when i was alone i somtimes thought about just killing myself and make their job easier. I just grab anything i could and stood on a building and cut my wrists and throat before i jumped off, but that can't kill me. I tried to drink powerful poisons that are supposed to kill instantly but that didn't work. Soon the oh so great 'Professor'(1) comes in and sends me to a mental assylum since im a danger to myself and those around me. I had to stay there untill i was 12 and even then Sarutobi had like 5 ANBU follow me around to make sure i didn't do anything stupid.

The 5 years in the mental assylum allowed me to meet the Kyuubi. He;s a jackass but beggars can't be choosers. While i layed there in the sterile white room i was in my mind training with Kyuubi(2). Then while i was in there the Kyuubi reformed my broken and weak body into a strong and God like body. Of course i screamed in pure pain and agony, but hey all that pain was worth it. I have an actual fan club now. If they knew what I had in me they'd flock to Sasuke in an instant.

So now that's my story. Pretty emo one at that but whatever.

--

Regular third person

"WHEN IS THIS JACKASS GOING TO GET HERE DAMMIT" Naruto screamed in frustration and anger

"Naruto..." Naruto looked over to Sasuke who had an absolutley massive tick mark on his head.

"shut.the.FUCK.UP"

"What did you say you Uchiha prick" Naruto retorted. Soon they were glaring at each other and the tension was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Sakura was wishing to the great Kami-sama in the sky for something to stop the tension when she got it.

--

"Are you three team 7?" he recieved nods, glares, and killing intent "Then meet me on the roof in 5 minutes"

The three gennin walked out to murder... i mean maul... i mean destroy... ok to um meet their sensei... yeah thats right.

--

"ok now you're going to tell me your names, likes, dislikes, dreams, etc"

Sakura, not understanding what he meant by that, asked "what do you mean sensei?"

"Ok then my name is Kakashi Hatake and i like...things (my little orange paraidse hehe) my i dislike stuff (anyone who dares harm my books) and my dream is... yeah (to have a harem of hot chicks that love to screw hehe i love icha icha paradise). Ok now you Pinky."

Sakura was more than pissed 'call me Pinky will he. ill show him' 'yea kick his late ass SHANNARO' "My name is Sakura Haruno. My likes are (looks to Sasuke and blushes) my dislikes are Naruto no baka and Ino-pig and my dream is (looks to Sasuke blushes and lets out a squeal)."

"Oooooooooooook now you mister sunshine"

Sasuke's right eye twitched for a moment before he spoke "I am Sasuke Uchiha. I have few likes many dislikes and my dream... no my ambition is to kill a certain man."

Here are the thoughts of his fellow teammates and sensei

Kakashi: 'hmm did the Uchiha say somthing?'

Naruto: 'hehe what an idiot. I personally know Itachi and by the way he fights(3) i know that this prick won't ever be able to kill him'

Sakura: 'he's so cool. Way better than Naruto no Baka'

"Ok now you blonde"

Naruto gave a smirk before speaking "My name is Naruto Uzamaki. My likes are watching my wounds and broken bones heal themselves after getting beat down my dislikes are emo avengers (insert a glare from Sasuke) weak, pink fangirls (insert glare from Sakura) and late senseis that are perverts in public(insert a uh... well Kakashi isn't really mad right now. In fact i think he's reading his book. Like , and my Dream is to-"(

Naruto was cut off as Kakashi put his hand over Naruto's mouth. "Ok now that that's over meet me at the memorial stone at 5am. Oh and dont eat anything or you'll puke your guts out. See ya." and with that the copy nin left with a poof.

"So what should we-" she started before something scared her. It was Naruto standing up with a grin. The thing was it wasn't any old goofy grin. No this one was an absolutley evil and foreboding grin. Then with flash of fire and wind Naruto disapeared.

"So Sasuke do you-" the pink haired girl turned to find Sasuke was no longer there.

" 'sigh' might as well go home"

--

Our blonde haired friend was lying down in his home with a kunai and was currently stabbing his arm over and over with a psychotic grin. "Hehe those ANBU aren't here. Their're probably thinking im still with Kakashi. Stupid ANBU" he said before going to his wrists, enjoying the feeling of his blood going out of his system along with his problems. He enjoyed the warm feeling he got when the blood began to pour onto his orange jumpsuit.

"It's been at least 3 months since ive done this last" he said not really speaking to anybody.
Naruto then began to move the kunai above his heart for a moment. He had thoughts going through his mind as he began pushing the kunai closer.

' the village won't miss me if i died. In fact they'd throw the largest party the worlds ever seen. Everyone would cheer hearing that i finally killed myself. Stupid village. God i hate myself. I hate that stupid fox. Heh now im sounding emo.' With these thoughts Naruto moved the kunai over to his arm before plunging it down with as much strength he had.

The kunai went through his arm and poked out on the other side. Naruto yelled out in pain and started to feel light-headed as the wound let a river of blood rush out of his arm. Naruto staggered over to the bathroom and looked at himself in the mirror. The smaller cuts were already starting to heal while the larger wounds slowly started to close up.

For a moment Naruto wondered how that much blood could pour out of a single human being.'Its probably the fox trying to keep me alive by creating more blood. Won't do much good anyway. I'll probably pass out and then wake up the next morning brand fucking new.'

Naruto then took a good look at himself. He hadn't eaten in a week and his body was starting to go pale. The area around his eyes was starting to go black from lack of sleep. Then he looked at his eyes and a soul gripping fear(5)overtook him. In his eyes he saw the Kyuubi grinning like a maniac.

--

Im done with this chap and my other story Death of the Shinobi will be getting a new chap soon. Im sorry i was lazy and

i will make it up to you evil readers with some author notes YAY.

1)Naruto, by going insane and hating Konoha, no longer sees the Hokage as one of his precious people but more like his leader.

2)While Naruto was in the insane assylum Kyuubi contacted Naruto and had him learn jutsu, chakra control, and forcibly infused his chakra with 1 tail of Youkai allowing him extremely potent chakra that can damage others with just a touch. He also destroyed his body and rebuilt it which, as you can guess, is extremely painful

4)Itachi watched over Naruto before and after Naruto had his 'i just wanna die' episodes. Itachi also trained the kid for a year or two until he was sent to the mental assylum.

5)Naruto fears the Kyuubi because the Kyuubi has controled his dreams allowing him to give him nightmares. He also hates the Kyuubi for sentencing him to a life of pain suffering and sadness. I can imagine that a 50 foot fox with massive claws and power riviled only by Gods would scare me. Does it scare you? well anyway i have some things to do. whatever peace. R&R to boost my confidence in this story and my other ones.