AN: My first crossover and my one year anniversary fic! Panty and Stocking may or may not be OOC. Bear with me if they are.

Scythe's PoV

"Huh…What is this place?" Miley asked.

"Daten City….A place between Heaven and Hell." I replied.

It seemed like your average city…If only there wasn't two arching buildings with a zipper in between them.

I heard from my uncle that there were ghosts running amok. I've also heard that a pair of angels named Panty and Stocking were putting them in their place. Kinda made me wonder why they'd need my help.

"REPENT MOTHERFUCKERS!" two voices shouted.

An array of bullets and a purple haired goth girl came trying to hit us. I collapsed into a pile of obese to avoid being hit. Ultima, Miley, and Solaris jumped out of the way, but Light Gaia wasn't so lucky. He flew backwards, and smashed into a random dumpster. He warped back perfectly fine for some reason.

"You okay?" I asked.

"I think so…" Light responded.

I reassembled myself and I found myself with a blue and silver gun to my forehead.

"Do you think they're ghosts, Panty?" the goth asked the blonde in front of me.

"Don't know, Stockin'. Fuck. This one's ugly!" Panty commented.

"Hey! It's not my fault I was melted by acid!" I retorted

"Oh shut up….Hey. I don't see any swirls near him. I don't think he's a ghost." Stocking remarked.

"Yeah. You're right. So, bone boy, what are you?" Panty asked.

"He's -"

I slapped Light Gaia's mouth shut to stop him from revealing that I was the god of death.

"Light, shut up." I growled.

"Maybe they're other worldly being from another universe -"

Panty elbowed an orange haired boy hard enough to send him flying.

"Can it, Geek Boy." Panty snapped.

"Is it safe to come out now? " Miley asked from a random barrel.

"Oh God. There's more of you freaks?" Panty asked in disgust.

I growled and my irises flared up in anger.

"Whoa. Holy shit. Calm the fuck down! I was just joking!" Panty exclaimed in fear while flailing her arms around.

"Pray that you are." I muttered.

I threw my left arm down and the scythe blade impaled itself in the ground next to Panty's foot. My flaming irises flickered in concentration as a faint red aura surrounded my bones. Muscle, flesh, and fur regrew and so did my left hand, The tiny balls of fire in my eye sockets disappeared and were replaced with white eyes with blood red irises. I was whole - organs and penis included. My scythe connected itself with the handle that appeared in a flicker of black fire.

"Whoa…Wait. You could do that all this time?" Light asked.

"It's limited…I'm trying to make it permeant." I muttered.

Panty and Stocking had their jaws wide open in shock.

"Y-You're a d-demon?!" Stocking stuttered.

"I'm a hedgehog…The red fur just gives an illusion." I replied…

"…At this point, Garterbelt would be -"

A phone started to ring and Panty picked it up.

"Speak of the devil…" Panty muttered while picking it up. "Hello?" she greeted.

"Angels! There's a ghost running around downtown, and it's fucking up everything! You know what to do." an African American sounding voice yelled through the phone. I assumed it was "Garterbelt"…Why is everyone named after articles of clothing?

"Ugh. Our work isn't gonna stop is it?" Panty groaned.

"I already did my work. You were too busy fucking." Stocking commented.

"Oh shut up! Hey, bone boy! You and the rest of your freaky crew coming?" Panty asked.

"I know that wasn't a joke this time. I should kill you, but I was sent to help." I growled.

"Wait what?"

"Nevermind…Let's go." I said through gritted teeth.

AN: A rough start for my first crossover, but it wasn't too bad