Kevin returned home from the video store where he actually found a video on forks!
He put it in the DVD player and it started to play.
"this better be useful." Kevin said annoyed.
He wanted to be a good date for Gwen but he didn't want to waste his time on a DVD teaching him the proper forks for everything.
"welcome to fork mania!" the DVD said on a title screen of a dancing fork.
"why is there a dancing fork?!" Kevin asked even more annoyed.
"first pick up the fork." the voice said calmly "I know that!" Kevin yelled angrily at the video.
"for proper dining you pick up inside to outside." the voice said while showing a boy using a fork.
"inside to outside, why do I have a feeling I will get that mixed up." Kevin said to himself.
"next you go for a piece of food and pick it up." the voice said showing a fork going into a steak.
"wow so helpful." Kevin said sarcastically "don't you think I know that?!" Kevin told the DVD really irritated.
"now put the food in your mouth." the voice said showing a picture of a boy eating.
"I'm not an idiot, I just don't know how to use the proper forks!" Kevin yelled almost mad at the DVD.
"now you can use a fork." the voice said happily and then showed a 'the end' sign.
"WHAT THAT'S IT?!" Kevin yelled really angry at it.
Then a extra screen came on saying "if you don't know how to use forks and were dumb enough to get this just don't use forks."
"WHAT!!!" Kevin yelled furious at it then looked at a nearby fork and took out the DVD.
"I know how to use a fork." Kevin said smugly and started crushing the DVD with a fork.
And in the end all that was left was little disc bits.
"don't EVER mess with me forks!!" Kevin yelled.
ONE WEEK LATER-
Kevin was sitting on his couch when the video store called.
"um hi I have called because you never returned 'forks'." the guy on the phone said.
Kevin looked at the smashed DVD.
"uh I didn't rent a DVD about forks, my friend Ben Tennyson did." Kevin said hanging up.
And so from that day forth Kevin hated forks and the video store stalked Ben.