Disclaimer: I do not own pokemon or any of the
characters in pokemon, blah, blah, blah.
A/N: This is a story I made up when Tracey first
came to the show because I was so mad about Brock leaving that I stopped
watching the shows until he came back. Now when I hear the word Tracey I shudder because I hate him so.
How Tracey
Came to Be
By:
Salt*N*Pepper
One
day Ash and Misty were walking through a forest. They were talking about Ash's next journey and how their lives'
would be different now that Brock wasn't there.
"And
I'll go throughout the Orange Islands and get all the badges and win the
trophy...." Ash continued talking about
nonsense when he was interrupted.
"Venonat."
"What's
that?" Ash questioned.
All
of a sudden a Venonat popped out from behind a tree.
"Venonat,"
it said.
"Cool,
it's a Venonat!" Ash said as he took out his pokedex.
"Venonat,
the insect pokemon, this pokemon lives in the shadows of trees where it eats
insects. It is attracted by light at
night."
"All
right, I want to catch it!" Ash said as he took out a pokeball.
"Hold
it!" Two voices came from the distance.
"Huh?"
Ash looked all around.
"Prepare
for trouble."
"And
make it double."
Ash
and Misty looked up to see Team Rocket's balloon flying overhead.
"To
protect the world from devastation."
"To
unite all peoples within or nation."
"To
denounce the evils of truth and love."
"To
extend our reach to the stars above."
"Jessie!" Jessie jumped out of the balloon and landed
on the ground.
"James!" James did the same thing.
"Team
Rocket blasts off at the speed of light."
"Surrender
now or prepare to fight."
"Meowth
that's right." Meowth also jumped out of the balloon and landed on Jessie's
head.
"Team
Rocket!" Ash and Misty shouted at the same time.
"That's
right twerp, and we're here for your Pikachu." Jessie said as she pointed to
Pikachu.
"Well
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you're not getting Pikachu! Pikachu g--"
Ash
was interrupted as the Venonat jumped in between Ash and Team Rocket.
"Ewwwww. What's that ugly thing?" James said, confused. "Well, never mind it's ruining our match."
James then walked up to the Venonat and kicked it. "Uhh, get out of here."
"Venonat!"
it screamed as it flew through the air. When it finally landed, it fell on a purple, triangle, evolutionary
stone. The Venonat started to glow as
it began to evolve.
"It's
evolving into a Venomoth." Ash said
getting more excited every minute.
Everyone
was surprised as the Venonat started to take a human form. When the glowing finally stopped everyone
could see that the Venonat evolved into a very ugly boy.
"Tracey,"
it said.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
James screamed as he ran and hid behind Jessie. "Make it go away, make it go away."
"What
is that?" Ash took out his pokedex.
"Tracey,
the gay pokemon. This is the special
evolved form of a Venonat, because it can only evolve by the use of the fag
stone. This pokemon can usually be
found stalking and drawing women."
"Tracey,"
it said, as it started to eat the bugs that were crawling on the ground.
"Wow,
an extremely rare pokemon. I have to catch it. Bulbasaur go!"
Bulbasaur
came out of its pokeball and when it saw Tracey it ran behind Ash.
"Bulbasaur,
don't be scared, just use vine whip."
Bulbasaur
stepped out from behind Ash and extended long vines from its body and started
hitting Tracey with them.
Tracey
stepped back. "Sketch attack!" it said
and it sat on the ground and started to draw everybody.
"Uhhhhhhhh?"
everyone said in unison, very confused.
Jessie
inched her way behind Tracey to see what he was drawing. "It's drawing me and that girl twerp naked.
James, do something."
James,
who had now taken cover behind a tree popped his head out. "Jessie, I can't,
I'm scared."
"Fine,
if you have to do something, do it you yourself." Jessie went towards Tracey and tried to grab its sketchbook.
"Tracey!"
it said getting angry.
When
she went to grab for it again, Tracey got really mad.
"Tinky-winky
attack!" it said.
All
of a sudden little purple triangles flew from nowhere and towards Team
Rocket. As the triangles hit Team
Rocket, they exploded.
"Looks
like Team Rocket's blasting off again!" Team Rocket said as they shot off into the air.
Tracey
sat down again and started to sketch furiously.
"Bulbasaur,
razor leaf attack," Ash said as he
remembered his battle.
Tiny
sharp leaves shot out of Bulbasaur's bulb and onto Tracey's sketchbook,
shredding it to pieces.
"Tracey!!!"
it screamed as its sketchbook demolished before its eyes. It got up and turned around to face
Bulbasaur. "Tracey," it said as flames
grew inside its eyes. "Sling Shot
attack!!!" Tracey took off his
headband, put it around its thumb and pulled back. Before it released it, it stuck its pencil inside and let go.
The
pencil flew through the air and hit Bulbasaur right in between his eyes.
"Bulbasaur,
are you all right?" Ash said as he ran over to the injured pokemon.
Bulbasaur
got up. "Bulba, Bulba, Bulbasaur."
Ash
understood that Bulbasaur wouldn't give up until it won. "All right Bulbasaur,
solar beam."
Bulbasaur's
bulb started to glow, and it released his solar beam towards Tracey.
"Aaaaahhhhhh!"
Tracey screamed as it fell to the ground in defeat.
"Pokeball
go!" Ash threw the pokeball at Tracey
and caught it. "HaHa! I finally caught a Tracey."
"What
are you talking about finally?" Misty interrupted. "You were never looking for a Tracey before this." Misty turned to face Ash who already had
begun walking down the road. "Hey Ash
wait up!" she screamed as she ran after him.
Catching a Tracey wasn't as great as Ash thought it would be. It never stayed inside its pokeball and it never obeyed him either. It stalked Misty and drew pictures of her as well as other women, pictures that Ash got in trouble for. Finally, Ash couldn't take it anymore, and sent Tracey to stay with Professor Oak, and it still remains there today.