Chi Chi's Song
Parody of "My Heart Will Go On"

Every night in my dreams
A doctor, a lawyer
That is what I want for Gohan

Far across the distance
On Namek, a fighter
That's not what I want for Gohan

Near, Far, Where ever you are
I believed you'd be a scholar,
Gohan

Once more you fly out the door
And I'm here in your room
Wishing you'd study more Gohan

Goku promised he'd fight just one time
Now it's been his life time
Gohan's married Videl and gone

It's the exact same when
I tried to teach Goten
So he wouldn't be a moron

Near, far, whereever you are
I believed you'd be a scholar,
Gohan

Once more Goten's out the door
And I'm here in his room
Hoping he won't be like Gohan

Pan, dear, You'll falll behind I fear
And I know you'll end up like Gohan
This I say
Cause it's always been that way

(At This Point Chi chi just screams the rest)

You'll be dumb like your uncle
Your Grandpa
And Dad Gohannnnnnnn!!!!!!!