TWILGIHT WENT OUT SIDE IT WAS REALLY COLD AND HOT AND SHE WAS VERY SWEATY "I COULD USE A LIGHT BREEZE RIGHT NOW" SHE SAID THEN SHE FELT SOME COOL AIR COME FROM BEHIND HER
"AHH THAT'S NICE SHE" SAID "BUT WHERE IS IT COMING FROM? AND WHERE IS SPIKE"
i'M RIGHT HERE TWILIGHT "SPIKE SAID WITH A SMILE. HE WAS USING HIS NEW WINGS TO COOL OFF TWILIGHT SPARKLE, HIS BEST FRIEND, LIKE A TRADITIONAL FAN
"AHHH THANKS SPIKE." TWILIGHT SIGHED AS THE WARM SUMMER AIR MADE HER SLEEPY "SAY YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW YOU GOT YOUR WINGS"
"LET ME TELL YOU HOW I GOT MY WINGS, TOILET" SAID SPIKE TO TWILIGHT SPARKLE, HIS BEST FRIEND.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A FLASH BACK AND NOW WE ARE AT AN EARLIER PART IN THE STORY OF SPIKE GETTING HIS WINGS. SPIKE WAS AT THE SECOND GRAND GALLOPING GALA AND WAS SUPER EXCITED
"I FINALLY GOT A DATE TO THE GALA WITH RARITY" HE SAID TO TWILIGHT SPARKLE, A PURPLE PONY WHO WAS SPIKES BEST FRIEND
"SPIKE AS YOUR BEST FRIEND i AM VERY HAPPY FOR YOU" TWILIGHT TOLD SPIKE. BUT SPIKE DIDN'T KNOW SOMETHING...
TWILIGHT THOUGHT TO HERSELF "I WISH SPIKE WOULD THINK OF *me* THAT WAY i WOULD SHOW HIM A LOT MORE LOVE THAN RARITY COULD i AM ALREADY HIS BEST FRIEND."
SPIKE RAN OFF TO GET A SUIT WHILE TWILIGHT WENT TO PLOT A PLAN TO TRICK SPIKE FROM DATING RARITY MAYBE EVEN GETTING HIM TO HATE HER
"BUT EVEN WITH MY MAGICAL TRICKS i'M NOT VERY CREATIVE. I'M DULLER THAN THAT COUNTRY BUMPKING APPLE JACK WHEN IT COMES TO GOOD IDEAS" THEN SHE HAD A THOUGHT "I KNOW i'LL GO SEE PINKIE PIE"
PINKIE PIE WAS OUTSIDE A BAKERY LOOKING AT SOME NICE CAKE SHE WANTED TO EAT THEM SHE WAS STARTING TO SING A SONG ABOUT CAKES WHEN SHE SPOTTED HER FRIEND TWILIGHT SPARKLE
"TWILGITH WHERE IS YOUR FRIEND SPIKE" "HE IS GOING TO THE GRAND GALOPPIN GOHOLLA WITH RARITY i NEED TO STOP THEM" "OKAY i HAVE AN IDEA"
PINKINE PIE WHISPERED INTO TWILIGHTS EAR WHICH CONFUSED HER "WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING" "SO NO ONE HEARS DUH! SILLY FILLY CAKES" PINKE TOLD HER
SUDDENLY IT WAS A LATER PART OF THE STORY WHEN SPIKE WAS AT THE BALL GOING TO GO THERE AND GETTING READY TO GO WITH RARITY WHO HE WAS GOING WITH TO THE GRAND GALLOPING GOLLAH AS A DATE WITH EACH OTHER
"wHERE'S RARITY i'M SO NERVOUS" SAID SPIKE
"OH PINKIE PIE HELLO THERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE" SPIKE SAID AS PINKIE PIE CME UP TO HIM SHE WAS HOLDING A CAKE
"EAT THIS CAKE" SHE SAID GIGGLING (IT'S NOT A NORMAL CAKE)
"UH OKAY i GUESS i AM KINDA HUNGRY AND EATING A CAKE MEANS i WOULDN'T HAVE TO EAT INSIDE SO I CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH RARITY WHO I'M GOING WITH TO THE GRAND GALLOP WITH AS A DATE" "I KNOW SAID" PINKIE PIE WHO DASHED AWAY
SPIKE ATE THE CAKE BUT IT MADE HIM SICK THEN RARITY CAME UP IN HER BEST DRESS EVER AND SPIKE HUGGED HER BUT THREW UP
"MY DRESS IS RUINED" RARITY RAN AWAY
SUDDENLY TWILIGHT CAME UP "GOSH SIKE THAT REALLY SUCKS OH WELL i GUESS i'LL GO WITH YOU MAYBE I'LL EVEN PUT OUT JUST THIS ONCE" BUT TWILIGHT DIDN'T NOTICE THAT SPIKE WASN'T SAD HE WAS ANGRY
SUDDENLY SPIKE GREW BIG WINGS FROM HIS BACK AND WAS LOOKING FOR PINKIE PIE TO BEAT UP
"SPIKE DON'T DO IT IT WAS ME ALL ALONG i WANT YOUR HOT DRAGON BODY" TWILIGHT SAID CRYING
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO HAVE YOU THROW UP i JUST WANTED YOU TO EAT SO MUCH YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DANCE AND THEN I WOULD TAKE YOU HOME AND IW AS REALLY GOING TO PUT OUT"
"WAIT IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO THROW UP..."
"SPIKE" PINKIE PIE BOUNCED IN
"I LOVE YOU TOO AND WANT YOU ALL TO MYSELF"
"YOU BITCH" TWILIGHT SLAPPED PINKIE PIE ON THE MOUTH SHE WAS KNOCKED OUT
"YOU KNOW HOW TO STAND UP FOR ME" SPIKE SAID HE WAS WOOED THEN THEY WENT HOME AND BECAME BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND
SUDDENLY IT WAS AN EVEN LATER POINT IN THIS STORY. "WOW SPIKE WHAT A GREAT STORY" THEN TWILIGHT FELL ASLEEP. TWILIGHT IS SPIKE'S BEST FRIED AND GIRLFRIEND
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"I CAN'T REACH THOSE APPLES THEY'RE TOO HIGH UP I NEED SOMEONE WITH WINGS TO REACH THESE APPLES THAT AREN'T RAINDOW BASH OR FLUTTERSHY" SIAD APPLE JACK WHO WILL HELP HER? FIND OUT NEXT TIME?(!)