Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers. Slayers belongs to those smart peeps in
Japan. /.\ I is using the character for NONPROFIT purposes so no sue, ne?
BUT the story is copyrighted by ME so no steally that or Mace-chan says
high. *menacingly waves a big blue air filled mace*
Once upon a time there was a man who live ooooooonly with can openers in a tall tower. His name was Billy Joe Bob. One day as he was walking through town he saw a lovely can of peas lying by the road. The shiny shiny shiny can caught the sun's rays and threw it back like a mirror. Billy Joe Bob fell in love with the can and took it home with him. Every day he would talk to the can of peas and polish it. Then one day one of his automatic can openers got to the can of peas and opened it. Billy Joe Bob was thrown into distress that his one and only beloved was dead. He went mad and started raiding grocery stores for cans of peas every Tuesday morning. Soon his tower filled with can upon can upon can upon can upon..(you get the pikkie).of peas. Then the expiration day came and his tower STUNK. The End. ^^
Once upon a time there was a man who live ooooooonly with can openers in a tall tower. His name was Billy Joe Bob. One day as he was walking through town he saw a lovely can of peas lying by the road. The shiny shiny shiny can caught the sun's rays and threw it back like a mirror. Billy Joe Bob fell in love with the can and took it home with him. Every day he would talk to the can of peas and polish it. Then one day one of his automatic can openers got to the can of peas and opened it. Billy Joe Bob was thrown into distress that his one and only beloved was dead. He went mad and started raiding grocery stores for cans of peas every Tuesday morning. Soon his tower filled with can upon can upon can upon can upon..(you get the pikkie).of peas. Then the expiration day came and his tower STUNK. The End. ^^