Ghidorah: the three headed monster
Godzilla's, Mothra's, and Rodan's conversation scene
Place:
Japan Country side
Characters:
GODZILLA: King of all Monsters
MOTHRA: [Larva form] Moth Goddess of Infant Island
RODAN: Kaiju sized Pterodactyl
KING GHIDORAH: Golden Space Dragon
(Japan Country side Left is a Barren rocky landscape. GODZILLA and RODAN are battling in this rocky part of the country. Right is a canyon that houses a village, evacuated because of the danger. The rocky battlefield is centered)
(Enter MOTHRA, in Larva form, kaiju Goddess of Infant Island; GODZILLA and RODAN continue to fight without noticing MOTHRA)
MOTHRA (Tiredly)
Will you two stop fighting for ONCE?!
(GODZILLA turns to MOTHRA until RODAN hits GODZILLA in the face with a boulder)
RODAN
Hey, Green Boy, we're not done yet!
GODZILLA (turning to face RODAN angrily)
OK, bird brain lets finish this!
(GODZILLA picks up a good sized boulder and tosses it at RODAN, who hits it back at GODZILLA and a game of bolder tennis ensues; MOTHRA watches the boulder go back and forth)
MOTHRA (miffed at GODZILLA's and RODAN's fighting)
If you two don't stop, I'll web you both!
(GODZILLA and RODAN ignore MOTHRA's warning; MOTHRA spits silk webs from her mouth)
GODZILLA (Tries to cover his face from the silk webs)
AAAAAUGH! Not the webs! PLEASE!
RODAN
HAHAHAHA!
(MOTHRA turns her web on RODAN)
GAAAA! It's in my mouth!
(MOTHRA stop spitting her webs at GODZILLA and RODAN and looks them both in the eye)
MOTHRA
Both of you stop this Tomfoolery! While you two are fooling around King Ghidorah is destroying the Earth and all the people on it!
(Turns a glare on GODZILLA)
You, Godzilla, have a title to uphold and you do what? You go fight Rodan and ignore what is going on in the canyon over there!
(KING GHIDORAH flies in, lands in the canyon village and starts destroying the village)
KING GHIDORAH (Shooting lightning shaped gravity beams from his three mouths)
AHAHAHA! No one can stop me! Earth and everything on it will perish!
GODZILLA (Folding his arms and raises a scaly eyebrow)
That thing calls itself "King Ghidorah"? What kind of a name is that?
RODAN (walking over to GODZILLA)
I agree with Godzilla. King Ghidorah? Pathetic!
KING GHIDORAH (one of his heads glares at GODZILLA and RODAN)
HEY!
MOTHRA (Pleading)
Would you both help me defeat King Ghidorah and save humanity?
GODZILLA AND RODAN (Shocked)
WHAT?!
GODZILLA (angrily)
NOPE, ZILCH, NADA! Why should I save humanity? All they do is try to kill ME!
RODAN (Glares at MOTHRA)
Humanity killed my mate at Mt. ASO, Mothra! I can't forgive them for killing HER!
MOTHRA
So, you won't save the human race,
(Sighs)
Would you save our home instead?
(GODZILLA looks to where KING GHIDORAH is)
GODZILLA (roars at KING GHIDORAH)
OI! NOODLE NECKS! How much of the Earth are you going to destroy?
KING GHIDORAH (Cackling evilly)
ALL OF IT! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
RODAN (mouth open in shock)
Uh, what's wrong with him?
(Turns to face MOTHRA)
Seriously, what's wrong with him?!
MOTHRA (looks ready to puke at KING GHIDORAHS proclamation)
Um, I think he went nuts when he saw the Big Bang…
(RODAN goes behind some boulders and empty's his stomach)
RODAN (finishes puking his guts out from behind the boulders)
That's really messed up…
(GODZILLA turns to face RODAN and MOTHRA, looking greener than normal)
GODZILLA
UM, if it's ok with you, I'll stay here until I feel better and come to help stop Noodle Necks over there.
RODAN (Sits down next to GODZILLA, still looking green)
Me too.
(MOTHRA nods and crawls her way towards KING GHIDORAH)
KING GHIDORAH
So, Miss Larva Goddess came to fight the Big Bad Space Dragon! How stupid!
(KING GHIDORAH shoots his gravity beam at MOTHRA)
MOTHRA (shocked and in pain)
AAAAUUUGGGGHHHH!
(MOTHRA crashes into the canyon wall, causing an avalanche to come down on top of her; GODZILLA and RODAN rise as one and charge at KING GHIDORAH)
GODZILLA (Really ticked off)
THAT'S IT!
(Fires his Atomic Ray at KING GHIDORAH, who yelps in pain from the radiation)
NO ONE Harms Mothra and Gets away with it!
(GODZILLA and RODAN help MOTHRA back up and stand in front of KING GHIDORAH; who towers over them, cackling and laughing manically at the three kaiju as the lights dim)
