Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN SLAYERS.but like pretty much everyone else on this spoody site I WISH I did. Slayers belongs to their rightful creaters. I'm just using the character for entertainment but nonprofit purposes. No sue, ne? I is on a tight budget. ^^;;; BUT THIS STORY IS COPYRIGHTED BY MEEE SO NO STEALLY OR I'LL SEND MY TRUSTY FISH AFTER YOU!!! AT 'EM NOONSAAAAA!!! J/k.

One upon a time there was a ryozaku (dragon) who lived ooooooooonly with maces in a taaaaaaaaaaall tower. Her name was Filia ul Copt. One day as she was walking through town she saw a beaaaaaaaaautiful mace on display in her shop. The polished and honed spikes glinted dangerously in the sunlight, catching her eye. She decided that she HAD to have that mace. So that night she stole it. The next morning when she went to work she noticed that the mace in the display was gone!!! She had stolen it but IT WASN'T THERE ANYMORE. She decided it was Filia ul Copt who live in a taaaaaaaaaaaaaaall tower ooooooooonly with maces who had stolen it.but SHE was Filia ul Copt who lived in a taaaaaaaaaaall tower oooooooonly with maces. Her head couldn't take the logic and exploded. The end. ^^