"Omfg Virion y?" Cherche asked, gaping at her S ranked dood.
He was cosplaying. To make it worse, he was cosplaying Miles Edgeworm. Although to be fair, Cherche was dressed up as an enormous chapel. Viral told her that it made her look fat. Chart told him to shut up. It happened. Boom.
So then she sued him. It was a thing that happened cuz she was so mad and she knew he sucked at lawyering. And he did. He sucked bad.
Instead of actually taking him to court, though, she just took him to the Barracks. Tharja was the judge.
"ORDER." Tharjudge was screeching and pounding her gavel repeatedly. It gave Chimney the heebie-jeebies. And Video looked scared too.
"YOUR HANDER," Vaike said. He didn't follow up with anything. He just felt like saying it. Virion and Cherche were very confused that Vaike was even there.
"Go away Vicycle," Tharja said, kicking him out with a giant leg. No one knew where that giant leg came from. They guessed she got it from Handry. It was still soaked in blood.
"Eww," Viribelle said, though immediately regretting it because he was also kicked with the leg.
"Now," Tharjam said, shuffling papers that randomly appeared. "What seems to be the problem?"
"EVERYTHING," angsty, angsty Chrom said, bursting in at the wrong time.
Do you know what happened next? That's right. He got kicked with Tharjimmy's big leg.
The rest of the court never actually happened though. Tharjelly got tired of judging things so she just left. Cherche and Virion took that chance to start doing the do. They got walked in on by Lissa but she was incredibly alarmed and she ran away.
THE END