Disclaimer: Neither Yaoi or Queens own these characters. Yaoi owns plot Queens owns well herself.
Hidan POV
Hidan was bored. His fucking asshole of a partner wouldn't entertain him, he had practiced all his rituals, Itachi had burned his books and Deidara had blown up the T.V.
Speaking of his blonde friends where was Deidara? He was fun to be around, and he wanted to spar with the blonde bomber.
Hidan walked into the main room and saw the blind Uchea Itachi sitting in his blue boyfriend's lap. Kisame being a fucking fish freak man that he was was smiling at the goldfish in a bowl in Itachi's lap.
"That's the closest thing they can get to having a kid." Hidan smirked.
"Un," Itachi said.
"Itachi's right, why are you smirking?" Kisame translating.
"No reason. Have you fuckers seen that blonde around?" Hidan asked.
"In his room," Kisame said.
Hidan nodded again, and then began chuckling as he walked out of the room.
He was soon in front of Deidara's door, and was about to knock when he heard something. Hidan frowned and wondered what Deidei was doing. Hidan slowly and quietly opened Deidara's door. He gasped, stared for a second, had a nosebleed and had to run to the bathroom before passing out from blood loss.
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(In Deidara's Bedroom)Dei Dei POV
Deidara looked up from his bed when he hears someone gasp. He rolled his eyes and went back to what he was doing.
His clothes were scattered all around his room, and he lay on his bed. Deidara was having, as the idiot lollypop Tobi called it, "Simpi's personal alone time." In other words, he was jacking off with his handmouth to a picture of Sasori no Dama.
"Handmouths come in handy at times like this," Deidara thought.
Just as he comes in (his?) handmouth he felt it tense up. Before he could pull his hand away the mouth went … CHOMP!
"SHIT, un!" Deidara screamed.
"Mother fucking hand you're not supposed to do that! What the hell's wrong with you?
Give me my dick back! The first time you bit it off it was okay, but eight times is ridiculous, un!"
Deidara got up, slipped on his Akatsuki robe on, and limped out of his room. He made it to Hidan and Kakuzu's room and knocked.
"Kakuzu, I need you to stitch something back on for me, un! Let me in, un!"
Kakuzu opened the door and let Deidara in. Deidara saw Hidan, unconscious on his bed, blood still running out of his nose.
"So Hidan's the perv who was watching me!" Deidara thought.
"Kakuzu, could you stitch my cock back on?"
"…AGAIN?" Kakuzu howled!
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By the way Yaoi mostly writes while I type and post but their will be some that we both wrote.
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