ButtButtDoodle: Here lie all my random Supernatural-themed drabbles. Some are short, some are long, some are silly and some are - nah, most of them are silly. Keeping things light. Enjoy.
Prompt: "You said you were bleeding!" "Not visibly."
Characters: Dean, Sam and Jo.
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"I don't get it! How does this sonnovabitch keep finding us?!" Dean shouted from his hiding place behind the rock.
What was supposed to be a simple job in a port town had gone terribly askew. They had already lost the people who had hired them to the monster's incessant appetite, and now it was only Sam, Dean and Jo left. Fan-fucking-tastic.
Sam shook his head, just as confused as his older brother. "I don't understand. This creature's blind and deaf, so it should be relatively easy to avoid it. Its only strong suit is it's sense of smell. Just like sharks, they're drawn to the smell of blood. They can smell it a mile away and will follow the scent obsessively once they catch it. But- "
"Yeah, skip the magizoology lesson, Newt Scamander. We know that much. But none of us are sporting Carrie's bloody prom dress, so why the hell is it still following us? It's not like we're bleeding!"
A long silence and then-
"Actually…I am."
Dean's and Sam's heads whipped towards Jo.
"Dammit, you're hurt?! Where's the wound-"
"I don't have a wound."
Dean's brows furrowed in confusion. "But you just said you were bleeding-"
"I am! Just…Not visibly."
"what are you…oh…OH."
"…"
"…"
"Well can't you make it stop-"
"It doesn't work that way, Neanderthal!"
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Being a female hunter has got to suck sometimes. xD Cookies to whoever caught the HP reference.