Disclaimer: I do not own Gossip Girl, it belongs to the CW, Josh Schwartz, Stephanie Savage and Cecily von Ziegasar.
A/N: Hey, thank you for reading my other story, Let the Games Begin, it was just an idea that popped into my head during Spanish and I'm glad you like it! So, I hope you like this story. It's kind of a crazy idea. But I love writing AU fics, I have no idea why. I know I shouldn't be writing another story because I have my other one, but I couldn't help myself. This idea was kinda stupid. Enjoy and please review(:
Summary: Blair Waldorf and Serena Van der Woodsen are in love with the TV show Gossip Girl. But what happens when they find themselves stuck in their favorite TV show? And what happens when all the characters begin to fall for the wrong people? AU. Chuck/Blair and Dan/Serena. (Blair and Serena are the only ones who aren't in the TV show… Sorry if this is confusing. Blair is "Britney" and Serena is "Selena".)
Blair Waldorf and Serena Van der Woodsen both sat on Blair's bed in the Waldorf penthouse. They were watching their favorite TV show, Gossip Girl. It was the season finale and they were extremely excited. Blair opened her diet soda and looked over at Serena who was on her second can of soda. "Jenny and Chuck are so cute together. I think its funny how in the Pilot he tried to rape her. I'm glad they got over their differences! As for Nate and Selena, Nate would be better off with Britney!"
"Nate and Selena are good together. Britney is good with Dan! She's the Upper East Side bitch and he's from Brooklyn. They worked out their differences. It's cute! I like it," countered Serena, as she began to eat her strawberry yogurt. Blair smirked and the opening sequence to Gossip Girl started.
Where's she been? Selena… And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl, came from the TV causing Blair and Serena to squeal excitedly. They waited forever for their favorite couples to hook up and now, it would determine their fate. As soon as the episode ended, both girls looked at each other and frowned.
"Damn it! I wish I could be in Gossip Girl. I'll make sure that nothing like that would ever happen! If I was Britney, I would have dumped Dan when I had the chance! She should've gone with Nate now that he broke up with Selena. I also would have a lot of comments for that heinous Basshole," ranted Blair, climbing off of her bed. Serena frowned at looked at her.
"If I was Selena, I would've apologized to Nate! It was her fault, too! She shouldn't have gotten drunk and started hitting on Chuck! Chuck out of all people? He's like a playboy! But no, Selena had to push him away. Now look! He ran to Britney for comfort but from the looks of it, she doesn't seem to like him either!" replied Serena, angrily throwing her food in the trash. All of a sudden, there was an earthquake. Blair and Serena screamed and they both blacked out.
"Blair? Blair?!" A voice rang through. "Serena? Serena?" Blair and Serena both looked up to see Nate Archibald standing in front of them with his hand out for both of them. Blair sat up quickly and stared at Nate. "Do I have something stuck in my teeth or something?" Blair shook her head and grabbed Nate's hand, Serena grabbing his other as he heaved both of them up. "What happened, did someone attack you?"
"I must be dreaming," muttered Blair, looking at Serena. She pinched her causing Serena to yelp and protest. "Well sorry, S. I figured if I was dreaming, I'd have to pinch you. I guess we're both in the same dream or something." Serena rolled her eyes.
"First of all, B, you're supposed to pinch yourself," and with that, Serena pinched Blair lightly as payback, which caused her to yelp in surprise. "And second of all, I don't think we're dreaming. I think we're actually in the TV show and Britney and Selena are now Blair and Serena." Nate looked at both girls with a confused expression.
"Come again? Do you guys have amnesia or something? Blair, I didn't change my mind about what I told you last night. I hope that you feel the same way, too. And Serena, shouldn't you be hitting me or something? Last time we talked, you weren't too happy with me," said Nate, at an attempt to refresh their memories. Blair and Serena looked at each other. Nate was talking about last night's episode of Gossip Girl as if it was reality.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't Blair and Serena, our favorite Upper East Side Girls, eh Nathaniel?" A voice rang through, causing both Blair and Serena to spin around. There was the infamous Charles Bass, the Upper East Side's biggest womanizer. "Serena, care to pick up where we left off?"
"Damn you, motherchucker," snapped Blair immediately, slapping him on the arm. "Like Serena would ever consider someone like you! Last night, she wasn't herself and don't you ever come near her again or I swear I'll—"
"My, my, Miss Waldorf, since when did you get so feisty? You know that's just the way I like 'em," drawled Chuck, leaning closer to Blair. She hastily pushed him away, and grabbed Serena's arm and dragged her away. As Nate and Chuck began to fade into small specks in the distance, Blair and Serena stopped.
"So we're in Gossip Girl and we're Britney and Selena?" said Serena in disbelief. "I mean, we kind of do act like that… Don't we? And the names, B and S. It's kind of similar." Blair nodded in agreement and pondered for a moment.
"Well, we do always make bullshit together," mumbled Blair, receiving a childish giggle from Serena. "Look, we just said last night that if we were Britney and Selena, we'd do things differently. Might as well keep our word, right?" Blair and Serena both smirked and walked to the Waldorf penthouse. They knew Upper East Side Manhattan and they also knew Gossip Girl.