Hello, and welcome to "The Saga of Twilly: An Epic Ballad in Limerick Form". Starting from the Moglin Punter mini-game, it follows Twilly and his antics through DragonFable, AdventureQuest, Dragonfable again, Ebil Games, and Dragonfable yet again. I have, however, taken some...creative liberties, ex. "[there is no such thing as] M. Muglen's band".

But without further ado, enjoy!

There once was a Moglin named Twilly
Who did something that was rather silly
He almost got eaten
By a warrior cretin
And was punted about willy-nilly!

The goal was to get cookies and cake
Because the box of Her-O's had only one flake
It's not because of a dare
Twilly flew through the air
In the process falling into a lake.

To the bakery they finally found their way
By then the sky was a deep, pearly grey
But their efforts were fruitless
The punting was useless
And Twilly has one thing to say:

"I've been punted to the left and the right
And now that it's finally night
I'm black, and I'm blue
There's just one thing to do
And that's walking away without a fight.

"As much as I would love to punch
This guy, I have just had no lunch!
My stomach is growling
My face is a-scowling
I'd sure like a big breakfast brunch!

"Plus, this guy is near-dead on the ground
From kicking the bakery down
Though you may say 'Really?'
I'm the honorable Twilly
So while he's lying there in a mound...

"I'll go up with my usual zeal
And ask if he wants a full heal
And if he says no,
Then away I shall go,
Back to Falconreach, this time for real!"

Twilly finally found his way back
Just as the town went under attack
He was caught in the middle
Helping adventures so little
That when they were done they gave him a whack!

And so onwards brave Twilly went
To face Zorbak who would not repent
But in high powered armor
He stole from a farmer
He finally made Zorbak relent.

Back to Falconreach Twilly did go
But just then it started to snow
It was so cold and wet
Twilly started to fret
And decided it best to lie low.

Eventually the sweet green spring came
And rocketed Twilly to fame
He gave adventures a leg
In finding the egg
And EVERYONE knew Twilly's name!

Now this Moglin (and Twilly's his name)
Participated in an archery game
The targets he got
Though he almost was shot
But reached greater heights in his fame.

Now on a stump Twilly does stand
And looks out on all of the land
Helping those against Sneevils
Defeat the root of all evils
And setting up M. Muglen's band.

Twilly's red, and he's three apples high
He's no wings, but his cousin can fly
He's cute, he's not blue
Now this poem is through
And all I have to say is, "Good-bye!"

Reviews are love. :D Thanks for reading!

~Aish Sheva