ST James' school was a popular school. About one million kids went there from

all different religions and countries. Most of the teachers were jolly and

pleasant to be around, most of them anyway. There was one the kids called

Sergeant Grumps. He used to e a sergeant in world war two. He still believed he

was a sergeant. He would march around the class snarling at people who were

talking or threaten them with the cane. When some went up to the front for the

cane he would always growl " You wouldn't get off this lightly in my day." Then

WHACK!!!! The cane would come down, cutting gracefully through the air, and the

sufferer would feel the searing pain. Believe me it hurts.

I am going to tell you my story of when I joined ST James' school and spent a

whole year in Sergeant Grumps company.

Oh yeah, ST James' is a boarding school and you have to sleep there and all.