AN: It's amazing the things that you do at 3 in the morning, aint it? Please R&R.

Death Eater Christmas Carol

(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Muggle Heads

Dashing through the night

To keep their heads on tight

Muggles like to run

Until they see the sun

Chase 'em with an axe

Embed it in their backs

Their heads are quite a steal

For a hearty Christmas meal

Muggle heads

Muggle heads

Make some Christmas stew

Stick 'em in a frying pan

Til' all the skin comes loose

Muggle heads

Muggle heads

Make some Christmas stew

I would like a bowl of it

With eyeballs in it too