Once upon a time there was a young boy. Wait, no, he was pretty old. He was a MAN.
This man was named Chrom. And he had this weird blue hair and he didn't look like ANY of his sisters. Seriously, those chicks were blonde as the entire California gold rush. And there he is thinkin he's all cool with his BLUE. FUCKING. HAIR. JESUS CHRIST.
Well anyway, he was a shepherd dude. And one day he was chillin out maxin all cool with his homos Lissa and Fred Erick.
Then Fred Erick said, "My lard."
But Chrom didn't give two shits. He didn't even give one. He gave absolutely no fucks whatsoever. So then he replied, "SHUT UP FREDDY FAZBEAR I HAVE SHEEPS TO HERD."
And Lissa was like, "Freddy Fazbear? Where?"
But there were no crossovers in this story so that was just Chrom's dream. He actually woke up and there was sUMI A?
"Sue Mia? Why are you here in my room?" he asked seductively, with a lustful edge to his voice.
"The oven is on fire!" she said, pointing to the kitchen just outside the door because Chrom sleeps next to a kitchen.
Sure enough, the oven was ablaze. "Wow, it looks hot," Chrom said. "Just like you~~~~~!" he added, winking at Sumia.
Sumia bitchslapped him because she was having none of that today. "Stfu Chrom, the oven's on fire and we can't do anything about it unless you talk to your mom."
"But my mam is ded?" Chrom said, tears filling his eyes. But he quickly blinked the tears away because if his eyes were all blurry he couldn't see Sumia's giant BOOBs.
"Ok well go talk to ur sister then."
"SHE IS ALSO DED" Chrom screeched. Herding sheep is much danger.
"Well since no one's around…" Sumia quickly ripped off her shirt and DAMN GIRL she was FUCKING HOT.
"I like your style," Chrom crooned, unzipping his pajama pants because belts and zippers.
Then they fucked. There was a lot of cum everywhere and I won't get into the details because that's not safe for Risen.
The end result was Lewdcina, and also Cynthia but that didn't matter in the end because the oven was still on fire! And the house burned down and everyone died.
But at least they had sex.
The end.