So Mean

Setting in her office he waited for her as patiently as he could. Passing the time by twirling his cane and playing air drums. He would have much rather been in his office twirling his cane and playing air drums. But she had insisted he be in her office at this time. Either that or get the boot.

So here he was. On time and relatively interested in why she'd wanted him here. She though was nowhere to be seen. At the sound of a door opening he turned, but no one was at her office door. Frowning he turned toward her privet bathroom door and his mind went blank.

She was there. Her dark brown hair falling over her shoulders. Bare shoulders. Bare chest. Bare stomach and… good lord. Now he couldn't breath. She was standing nude in her office and she was smiling at him. Her eyes twinkling with either her intent or mischeif. Keeping her eyes on him she reached behind the bathroom door and pulled her long white coat into view before she slipped it on. "It's time for your appointment with the naughty doctor, House." she said in a seductive voice.

Sucking in a much needed breath he stood. Did you dip into the pharmacy, Cuddy?" he asked as he backed into the middle of the office.

Tilting her head she continued to smile, "What are you talking about?" she asked.

Shaking his head he made for a quick exit only to run into another man who was entering the office, "Move, Wilson!" he insisted as he pushed past.

Eyes wide Wilson looked to Cuddy, "Please tell me that wasn't just House who just pushed past me." he pleaded. Cuddy only shook her head making Wilson roll his eyes. "Oh god. What did you do?"

"Nothing really. I just had Foreman get him to try a new drug." she explained before giving a shrug. "I may have chose one that has hallucinations as a side effect."

Closing his eyes, Wilson placed a hand on his forehead. "I don't want to know what he was hallucinating about that made him…" pausing he leaned into Cuddy and whispered it into her ear making her eyes go wide.

"Are you sure?" she asked.

"Positive! It brushed against my leg." he confirmed.

FIN