One day Edward put chocolate up bellas nose. But bella didn't like ch- bella liked the chocolate up her nose. But then she sneezed ACHOOO AAACHOOOOOOOOONO and snot went all over the chotlate and the chocolate went into Edward mouth, Edward like the chocolate from the bella, he ate it alllll up to make him big and stronge cuz he like the chocolate chuz it taste like chocolate animal blood like his own canbis like strawberrys and had gooystuff int he middle then he choked, like a choking vampire. Cus there not what you want. then bella paniced and she went AH AH AH AH AH AH and finking 'do i do the erm squeeze his tummy move or the mouth to mouth move.' And she fink she can do mouth to mout because ... and bella sucked the chocolate out from Edward mouth and got the chocolate and put it up Edward nose. And then Edward snotted skuchhhhhhhhh like this and it stuck so then bella licked it and theeeeeennnnnn who else liked chocolate... Victoria ...she she took the chocolate from both of them and sed "no" sharply? And stuck it up her nose and flew away cuz its Edwards special drug canibis so they snuff snuff it , and bella gos 'i got more... were were we' then stuck it up her and Edwards nose and then she sneezed ATCHO and and and he comes in her mouth down her nose and into her mouth and they eat it all up but but but but but but e-edward reallllly liked dat chocolate but but but it was last one it it was all gone sooooo Edward ate bella allll up cuz she had the chocolate all in her belly and then he got high cuz bella was his BIG special drug and he lived happily ever after and he had all the chocolate. And the jackub liked the um the ...stuff ...likeestuff . lass of stuff but he er loved snot so when when Jessica ...sneezed jackub licked her face clean and she sed "fanx" and then jackub sucked her nose cuz he liked her snot and and she liked his snot but then he flew away to be with Viki and they lived with chocolate and snot together happily ever after. :