hey dragon wassup dude
I'm fine thank you said the dragon
Iris, you are just adorable
'so dragon'says america,'how do iget to england man'
lol thanks i think
and the dragon said
i escaped from the welsh flag
because wales is too busy playing rugby and giving money to children in need to notice me anymore
it saddens me
greatly
but
i decided to fly away
i tried to avoid america
because i heard everyone was fata nd loud
but i got lost.
as you can see.
i'm not fat, stupid dragon!
sure kiddo you keep saying that
replied the dragon
as its greens cales glistened prettily in the sun
suddenly, iggy appeared!
wait
...
i though america was looking for directions
TO iggy
he was
so if he appears
how is he going to get directions?
we all know america had NO SENSE of direction
so
he's IN england
as is the dragon
see?
he just doesn't know it~
oh my
the gneius of it all
so america says
OH MY FAWKIN GAWD IGGY WHAT ARE YEW DOIN IN AMERICAAH
and iggy said
you bloody idiot, you are standing on my land of hope nd glory, the jerusalem of it all, and, god save my wueen there's a dragon!
(it's the How Many National Anthems You Can Fit in One Sentence Game!)
lol yes because he would say that wouldnt he
and the dragon said
yes, i am a dragon iggy i thought you were used tot his kind of thing. and my scales aren't green iris, they're red you dumbass im THE welsh dragon.'
oh, but dragon, in my bacground, you're green!
and the dragon said
well blow me down- you're right!
i must be a camouflage dragon
and whilst this ocnversation was happening
america was...
eating burgers and plotting terrorism.
then america said
yo iggy, i was just about to ask this dragon howt o get to england but i guess you must have came over to find me cos you love me so much
i challenge you!
to CHESS!
and iggy was all like
dude you ARE in england. dumbass.
but yeah
CHESS IT IS
THE GAME IS AWWWN BIATCH
I WILL WIN AGAINST YOU, ARTHUR!
IN YOUR DREAMS ALFREd
IN YOUR F*CKING DREAMS
your mum was in my dream.
yeah,
I went there
OHHH BTCH
*slap*
The end!
Right, Explanation time! The Italics are me, Aimy Bold is Iris, Underlined is Sam. We wrote these on MSN, and I left them in the original format, copied and pasted, because it was funnier.
BEWARE OF OOC NESS AND RAPE AND DRAGONS AND ZOMBIES.
Lots of love, The Tree Kumquats
Or Idiots depending how you look at it.
xD
REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECITATED!
OH YEAH
The dragon hugging baby England on my MSN background is green, I know the Welsh dragon is red~