The 1097th Annual Volturi Christmas Party

Date:24th December 3098

Time:11:47

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It Was The 1097th Annual Volturi Christmas Party & Jane & Cauis Were Over At The Blood Bowl Talking About There Next Mission...Tee-Peeing The Cullens House. Aro, Felix & Demetri Were On The Dancefloor Dancing Like Idiots To ABBA & Marcus Was Sulking In The Corner Staring At A Shrine Of Some Dead Woman

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Aro: Friday Night & The Lights Are Lowww

Demetri: Looking Out For a Place To Gooo

Felix: Where They Play The Right Music, Getting In The Swing You Come In To Look For a King

*Seen Cuts To Jane & Cauis*

Jane: So I Take The Left Side Of The House With Demerti & The Other Losers & You Take The Right Side With Felix & His Gay Possie

Cauis: Muhahahaha They'll Never See It Coming..

Jane & Cauis: Muhahahahaha

Cauis: Brb I Heard The Curtin Designer Is Here & I Have Some Suggestions..

Jane: WTF..Soo Gay! *Wander Off To Find Marcus & Undepress Him

*Meanwhile Demetri & Felix Are Finished With ABBA & Are Now Slow Dancing...While Aro Threatens To Get Marcus Gang Raped If He Doesn't Dance With Him*

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Aro: MARCUS! Get Your Frozen Ass Up Now & Slow Dance With Me You Silly Daisy

Marcus:*All Sulky* But I Don't Dance

Aro: I Swear To God Ill Get You Gang Raped..AGAIN!

Marcus: Go For It!

Aro:*Touches Marcus To See what Hes Thinking*

Marcus :*Secrectly Enjoyed Getting Gang Raped *

Aro: Eww Brother Why I Must Say That Is Disgusting

Marcus: You Weren't Saying That Last Night ;)

Aro: Eww *Walks Away Disgusted*

Marcus: Well Im Glad That Worked

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Alec:*Steps Up On Stage*

Alec: Now Ladies & Vamps As This Is The Annual Volturi Christmas Party It Is Oblidgied To Do Karaoke First Up....FELIX!

*Felix Steps Up On Stage*

Felix: Id Like To Dedicate This Song To My Good Friend Demetri ;)

*Felix Sings a Song About Gay Friends & All That Crap*

*Alec Walks Back Up On Stage*

Alec:*Awkwardly* Well That Was...Nice

Alec: Next Up We Have Jane...Woo!

Jane: *Walks On Stage & Starts Singing So Bad That All The Glass's Break & The Wolves All The Way Over In La Push Howl*

*Everyone Is Silent Til Janes Glares At Everyone & They Start Clapping..*

Drunk Marcus:That Wus CRAP! Let Me Show Yu How A Weal Singer Dos Ehh

*Drunk Marcus Stumbles On Stage & Is About to Start To Sing When He Passes Out & Felix Drags Him Off The Stage By His Feet*