"Look, Bones…"
The bridge of the U.S.S. Enterprise was empty, save for her exasperated captain and a certain grumpy doctor.
"I know you're needed in Sickbay, but I'm not going to let you work yourself into the ground! Go do something else for a few hours, that's an order."
Dr. McCoy raised an eyebrow. "Like what?"
After a moment, Kirk replied, "Come to my cabin in a few minutes. I've got an idea."
ooOoo
Bones stared suspiciously at the little box. "What's this?"
"It's an old Earth game called Operation." Tossing the lid to the floor, he pulled out a little pair of tweezers and carefully pulled out one of the pieces. "Your turn."
The captain hid his smile as Bones reluctantly took the tweezers. He examined the board for a minute and tried to get a grip on the funny bone.
BZZ! The board lit up.
BZZ! Scowling further, he pulles the board closer and…
BZZ! "Dammit, man, I'm a doctor!"
As he storms out, Kirk grins at the bottle in his hand:
Extra-Strength Superglue.