Dedicated to DeidaraIsGod2010and Screamingfangirl22
Purely Fan-made
I stared at the mad face in front of me as he found me alone in the house...
"Sakura! Where are your other brothers they are suppose to be watching you!" said Itachi.
"I don't know onii-chan after Dei-nii said 'Go and get me a soda, yeah?' I heard the car start..." I said in an innocent voice.
"Sakura. Just tell me where they are now." he said as he knew I would never be that sweet.
I was now 15 and he still couldn't trust me. I'm stuck with 4 older brothers and me being they youngest. (Oldest to youngest) Itachi-nii,Kisame-nii, Hidan-nii, and Deidara-nii were my 4 idiot brothers. We are all 2 years apart and I am the baby treated as a slave in this household. My mom died when I turned 12 and my dad has to travel for his job making me have to live with my idiot brothers. Its not so... bad.
"They are in the garage playing poker seeing who gets the money for selling me to the circus." I said half true they were in the garage. He walked over to the garage where Hidan-nii and Dei-nii were jumping rope( if you believed that you guys are noobs!!) No they heard Itachi coming and dashed to open the garage door and get out before he got a hold of them and started to torture them again. Of course Hi-nii used 'Shark-Buddy Drill' and sacrificed Dei-nii before Itachi could grab him. They almost got out when the garage door was half way open but you can almost never escape Itachi so if you even try to run the torture is twice as bad but these idiots had problems so...
"What the! I hate you Itachi I hope you burn in hell!" screamed Hi-nii pinned on the ground.
"You baka Weasel! I hate you yeah!" screamed the other in a headlock.
"What was that?" he said as he jumped on Hi-nii and choked Dei-nii. and all I could think was that Itachi would make a great 'Mother-of-the-Year'. Picturing him a a floral, pink dress metally scarred me. I laughed as all the pale faces turned to me. Surprised?
"Sakura? What happen to that sweet little girl that used to ride on my back and play house with me?" Hi-nii said.
"She died when you "accidently" pushed her out of the tree house cause now she is a Bad-A retards." said Kisame my most related personality.
"Ki-nii! I missed you! Why did you come to visit so suddenly?"
"Well I thought I would see my family. Can I not?"
"Of course!" I said the day passed and I went to bed. The next morning! I went to school on my way I saw Ino, Hinata, and Ten-Ten. As soon as I got to school my stalker and his gay friend were standing, no scratch that, waiting for me. Sasuke the gay and Naruto my stalker. I liked Naruto a tiny bit but not enough to date him but now he was stalking me. My scarf was caught on the pole but if I took time to get it off I would be late so I left it there and of course My house is the other direction of Naruto's. He had got it and gave it to me while I walked into class. And Sasuke a story...hmm...Oh I got a good one so I was walking I passed his locker and I saw a bottle of black nail polish When I asked later why he had it he replied 'For the weekends.' with a serious face. I had to leave the room for a minute to call everyone and tell them. Haha I love myself. School I loved and hated it I had That teacher the spawn of satan from hell. She was also part snake cause she drew her 'S's like "Yes..............." I and my friend Ino wanted her to be fired or go somewhere else? But I loved her in a christian way okay! My person was Kei-kun let me tell you he was smokin' hot! He was a year older, tall,slender, tan, kind, sweet, and best of all he had a 6-pack! Can I get a "Whoop, Whoop!" I was asking for tutoring from him. And today I went in but as we were getting next to each other...The over-protective brother barges in in tears!
"Sakura I will not allow you to marry Kei-kun like you said in your diary! You said you loved me!!" Hi-nii said....
To be continued what will happen to them now?