(A/N Pls donut flame or post bad comets, if you d faget)
Hello i am not ur usual tenage boy. Mi name is "Donut Steele". I hate my parents and school. I watch cartoon network and i love rergular show, adventure time, steven usnivurse, and i love anime like pokemon, naruto and dragon ball z. I like to play video games alot, but my favorite is probs sonic the hedgehonk. My favorite band is linkin park, but i also like limp bizkut, my chemical romance, slipknot, and nirvana. Am i the only teenager that lessons to good music anymore instead of this rap crap on teh radio? I am a athies (RICHARD DAWKINS 4 LIFE). I love to wear trilbys (NOT FEDRA) because they are cool, and i am a ladys man. I dont have a gurlfreind because love is a social construct. I want weed to be legal and i support gay marriage and economic equality.
One day i was playing sonic 1 (because only the classics are good except sonic 06 that game wuz actuallty prety good) and i was a god at the game (except god doesnt echsist lol). I could beat any level rally fast, maybe even a world record. Den i hear da spinning noise.
"woah whats that?" i say.
"hey cool guy almost cool as me." i hear a familiar voice say confidently.
"SONIC IS THAT YOU?!" i say hapily. O my god is sonic hedgehog in real life? Am dreaming?
"ha your nto dreaming kid, its me sonic the hedhog!"
"what do you want? To listen to linkin park on my 2 dollar earbuds from dollar generar? Count chocula with monster engrey in it?"
sonic came to me and taek of my hood and touch my face very homosexually, getting my long purple and black hair which was dyed outo my face.
"no, i cam for you, donut. But iam going to cum IN YOU :3."
"sonic u gaylord love is a socel construcy"
it was at that mento i realeyesd that sonic was the illuminati sent to kill me bcuz i am reveling they plans.
"I know about u, sojic!"
"ha aboot wat"
"UR ILLUMNATO!"
sonic smirk an laug a bit.
"youu rnyt as cool as i tout, den, huh.u havent figure out lol."
"WAT R U TALKING ABOUT YOU ILLUMINATI FAGGOT"
sonic was den turn al blak with blood streaks and crawling in my skin and bodies hit the floor played on topof eetotter.
"I AM NOT IN ILLUMINATI, I AM IN THE "DARKINATI", OPPOSITE OF ILLUMINATO! WE ARE A CIRCLE WITH AN EAR INSIDE INSTEAD OF A TRIAGLE WITH A I INSIDE!"
oh no, i thought. The darkinati was like the hardcore edgy version of illuminati, 420 times worce actualy.
"ill defeet you!" me scream.
"CHAO CONTROL!"
then lot of chao from chao garden rush me an buttfuck my mouth.
"also, i am shade the headgehog, the baby of scourge, knukles, vectory, shadowAnd big the cat. I was crea8d in a lab by dr eggman too to be modified to kill eggman and join the illuminarti and destroy scott cawthon and toby fux but then i got stole by the darkinati so HAH."
it was oto late bcuz i was alread dead by cum inflasion.
Shade the hegehod pooled out his comution advice and told the device, "yes gradleader, donut steel and donut steele is a are dead right away ok'"
that was a long time ago flashback.
A swagalishus fedora tipping man was dronking in the bar. Mettat hotel. Egg was sit becide.
"i no who u r." sed robuttick.
"is that so?" donut steele said like.
"yes." said eggman.