A/n: Ok go easy on me this is my first story on this site.

This takes after Assauit and its a humor story. The some of the characters might be alot different than they are. For reasonable.

Fox is the same.

Krystal is the same.

Falco is same but alittle more jerkish than he was but he's still cool!

Slippy is a druggie addective or tweaker

Peppy is a pimp out gangbanging gangsta (Weird I know)

And some other characters that are from the game or other places, some will be my own characters that will be added on later on the story.

Enjoy!

Also I didnt make up these ideas. They were all from FoxFireGirl from DevantArt and StarFox goes to Nintendo But the idea of the story is mine.

Thank you.

In the peaceful planet of Corneria. Though its been 2 years and only citys just got done rebuilding it self from the aparold wars. Out in the country side lies a privite home of legendly hero and leader of the StarFox. Fox McCloud taking some time off duty and away from his own team.

In his own privite backyard Fox is lying his back against a tree with a drink sitting next to him.

Fox: Ahh...its peaceful...theres no assholes to bug me, no complants, no nothing... looks around so much peaceful seem like kind of boring. Hmm...I wonder how is the team doing without me around them.

cell phone goes off

Fox: Hello?

Falco: Fox! Thank god you pick up!

Slippy: Is that Fox? Tell him I said WAZZUPPP MY NIG

Falco: Shut the hell up! Your the reason why we're in this goddamn hell hole! Hey listen I need your help.

Fox: -.-; What is it this time Falco?

Falco: Look me and slippy are in jail because frog boy's punk ass

xxxFlashbackxxx

At a old busted up building.

Falco: Why did I decided come here with you?

Slippy: just got done sniffing cocaine BECAUSE HOE I like it when my bitches follow their pimped out daddy around! Plus we got nothing better to do.

Falco: Talk to me that way again Slip and I'll be tossing your little green ass out though the windows again like I did on the greatfox.

Slippy: Ah thats because I really thought I could fly!

Falco: Whatever goes inside the building

Slippy: Didnt realize Falco's gone Falco? Oh birdy? does a bird calls Birdy??

Falco: JUST GET FUCK IN HERE ALREADY U DIMPSHIT!

In the building

Falco: This is just great theres nothing here but dust and I practily wasted my whole day.

Slippy: Hey its better than masterbaiting in a Burgerking restroom

Falco: That was only one time!!

Slippy: Too bad I didnt warn that fat guy not to sit on your kids on the toilet sit.

Falco: O.o WHAT THE FUCK?! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! ew...

Footsteps are heard

Couple of teenagers try to sneak in the building

Boy1: Come on. Lets hurry up find a good spot to lit this new shit I got.

Boy2: We're coming already! Just shut up and lets do this now.

Boy3: Looks around Man! I hope we don't get caught for this..

Boy1: Stop pissing your panties and get your pussy ass over here now!

Falco/Slippy watches the boys bring out what look like a smoking pipe and a bag of green stuff inside it

Falco turns towards to Slippy

Falco: Dude...they have a fatass sack..thats like 100 bucks worth of weed!

Slippy: Did...you say...weed? I'M GETTIN THAT SHIT!! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY! pushes Falco against a wall hard with make a crack that sounded like a fart, quickly the boys turn their heads towards where that sound came from.

Boy1: OH shit! What the hell was that?!

Boy2: Omfg!!

Boy3: ITS A RETARDED LOOKING BIRD WITH A GAY FROG ON ITS PERIOD! RUNN FOR IT!!

The boys took off running, soon after Slippy chase after them with a shotgun in his hand blasting though the air

Slippy: GET YOUR LITTLE SONS OF A SLUTS ASSES BACK HERE WITH THAT BAG!!

Falco: Slippy wait! runs after him

Outside back of the building with the dumpsters

Boy1: Oh shit! They're coming after us!

Boy2: What do we do? what do we do?? what do we do??

Boy3: Chill the fuck down! punches boy2

Cop sirens sounded out pretty closely Oh fuck!! cops!

Boy1: Holy Quick drop the bud and make a break for it!

The boys quickly drop their load and made a run for it though the streets.

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I'm gonna stop here for a bit and let people review it to see if its good or I need to work on it some more. Final Fox