Hawkmon wasn't sure what was the most annoying: that Daisuke asked him to stay around V-mon while he and Hawkmon's partner or that he had lost all common sense and accepted. At least, V-mon wasn't difficult to keep busy. Right now he was completely enthralled by a pop-up book. Unfortunately, V-mon's shorter-than-average attention span meant that it would not work for very long. And indeed, just as Hawkmon thought this, V-mon put the book aside and flopped back with a moan of "Booooooooored."
"Two digimon in the room, and only one brain," the bird mumbled.
V-mon looked and scowled at him.
"Says the guy that freaked out when he first saw a Thanksgiving dinner," he retorted.
Hawkmon snorted and crossed his arms, turning his back to the other digimon.
"I'm not even going to answer that," he said.
"Yeah right, 'cause that 'V' of yours stands for 'virgin mind', right?" the dragon mocked.
"'Velocity', for your information, Mr. 'V is for vacuous'," the bird retorted.
"Vain," V-mon continued.
"Vexatious," Hawkmon upstaged.
"How about we just say we're a 'W' for 'waspish'?" V-mon offered.
Hawkmon looked over his shoulder.
"More like 'wretched relationship', if you ask me."
"How would you know?" V-mon smirked. "You never tried."
The bird walked up to him, grinning.
"Actually, I wouldn't mind testing that hypothesis."