young blavin had an awful childhood with Liam and Gavin. He was raped every week after his 10th birthday, and anytime he tried to enter the united states, pickel would threaten to beat him up. Wyvernwing was still in rehabilitation, and Nathan went comatose from Gavins pounding. Blavin found haven in stabbing people until he painted a sudoku grid onto their chest. He did this to his brother Bliam, Blathan, and Blvy.

Blavin got sent to numerous bording schools, but he kept running away, and he wouldn't stop. He wouldn't ever stop. Gavin didn't know what to do, so he and Liam met in private. They decided that they would send Blonic into space, for the sake of the world, and their anuses. When it was Blavins birthday, Gavin told Blavin that he had bought him a knife in CS:GO, and Blavin lost his shit. He started stabbing his best friend Bladam.

He ran inside the house, and little did he know that Gavin had trapped the house, so that when Blavin ran inside, a rocket popped up, and he was trapped. A message from Pickel popped up, "Blavin, this is Pickel, the Guardian of America. You are being sent into space for the sake of the world. You will land on the planet Dolan, goodbye." The transmission ends...

Blavin has no choice but to listen to Pickel. He sits in the spaceship and listens, and goes to planet Dolan. Once he does he sees the Dolan species and they see him, they

start shooting at his ship, the ship goes down. Blavin survives, and he is at gunpoint. Blavin pulls out his dick and impales a Dolan. the Shimas start firing at him,

but Blavin doesn't worry because Shimas have the aim of a Storm Trooper. He demands to speak to Danger Dolan, but he is dead, and Shima Luan and hellbent are acting in his place At the remains of the ship, the ship had something in it, it's an atom bomb... shaped like a penis.

it screams ALLAH HU AKBAR and it blows up. The planet dolan is gone and Blavin is speeding towards earth. He lands in dustbowl during setup time of stage 1. He gets a transmission from pickel...

The transmission from Pickel comes in, and Pickel has a batman cowl on. he screams STAND DOWN BLAVIN, and all of the mercenaries from tf2 start shooting at him. Blavin shoots out a cum shield, and all of the bullets avoid him. He uses the force, and crushes the heavy by summoning a giant cock. He swallows the scout in a giant clitoris, and kills everyone with a burning semen spell.

He walks through the burning badlands, and messages Pickel after putting on a black cowl and his eyes turn red.

"Pickel, im going to kill Wyvernwing, so prepare your anuses, because I will shred it apart.

Blavin rushes through the badlands when he finally meets Wyv, playing sniper even after half the team is playing sniper and everyone is fucking complaining that there are way

too many snipers and spies, jesus christ you retard Wyv. Blavin sneaks up to Wyv and starts inserting his penis into wyv's anus, slowly, wyv lets out a loud "aaahhhhhhhh"

as if in relief, but then Blavin uses a power fuck and penetrates wyv with an enlarged penis from a spell. Wyv dies. He has an incoming transmisision from Pickel.

Pickel says "You killed my brother". "I have to avenge him. Prepare for death". Blavin rushes to find a place to hide, but Pickel comes flying in with "The Necrosmasher"

The first hit is a crit. Blavin is hurt, Blavin tries to hit Pickel, but pickel dodges to the left, Blavin strikes again, but Pickel lunges past him and strikes Blavin again.

Blavin is at low health, he tries to strike again, but pickel jumps away from the sword strike. Blavin grabs a health pack while at 7 health. Blavin trips and is on the

ground. He picks up a butterfly knife and strikes Pickel and runs. A stranger is in a car, the man in the car gestures for Blavin to get in and he does, they drive away from

Pickel and Blavin is saved...

Blavin runs into the car, and sees that the man is the purple guy from five nights at froddys. He says "Were taking u to teh IRon DiStrIct, so that you can learn anime fight skills from the weebs, and so you can liberate the irson district form Dingus."

Blavin says, " I aint no hero, but ill do it to learn anime fight skills." They arrive at the iron district, and the purple guy drives away. Aidan, the king of the weeaboos, approaches him using instant transmission and says in Japanese, "kinichiwa Blavin San. i am aidan king of the weeaboos. You must liberate us from the evil DoctorDingus_."

Blavin says, "first teach me anime fight skills Aidan San." They have an epic training montage, and Blavin now knows anime fight skills to defeat Pickel. Blavin infiltrates the Dingus Kingdom, and Uses anime sword chop on Dingus, and it is super effective. He skins him and wears his penis as a hat.

Blavin transports and vows vengance on Pickel.

Pickel is in his room with his hot pornstar girlfriend and she starts riding pickels 3 feet long penis when Blavin Blood rushes in and uses an anime spell "Rippus offus vaginus"

and in an instant, Pickel's hot pornstar girlfriend and 3.9 feet of Pickel's penis. Pickel is so mad, but he's paralyzed for a moment and Blavin Blood flees, but is being

chased by Pickel and Pickel tackles Blavin, but Blavin continues running. Blavin gets away using animus teleportus, Pickel falls and screams BLAVIN! Pickel puts on his batman mask, grabs his Batman cowl, and sets off after Blavin.

Pickel, now seeking vengance on Blavin with his lightsaber sets out. He travels far and wide, and learns from luke skywalker how to use a force, and accidentaly starred in Star Wars episode 27: We want money from you.

Pickel scoured Blavins trail of destruction, and tapped into the mage magic powers. He uses the force to detect Blavins location, and he detects he is in Canada. He sprints to Gavin and Liams house, and walks in on their sexy times. He joins in and warns them about Blavin coming. He leaves to go to walmart, and returns to see a penetrated Gavin, and liam.

Pickel starts screaming, and goes Super Saiyan

While Super Saiyan, Pickel locates Blavin at the Iron District once more and he pulls off a "kamehameha" and all the weeaboos all explode into nothing but blood and bones.

He sees Blavin try to flee, but pickel pulls off one more ultimate "kamehameha" and all that could be seen after that, is dust. Once the dust clears he sees Blavin with an

anime shield. "What, how...?", Blavin says "Anata wa watashi no weeaboo no chikara o kashō hyōka shite imasu!", which means "you have underestimated my weeaboo powers!"

Blavin finds an alive weeaboo, the weeaboo king, Aidan. Blavin says "Watashi ei Dan-san to no yūgō!", which means "fuse with me, Aidan-san!". Pickel attempts to stop them.

Pickel fails to stop them. The ultimate weeaboo has been formed, it's too late, the world is doomed. The world has no hope. The only chance is for Pickel to find Nathan,

get him out of his coma, and learn the resurrection spell to resurrect Wyv and Dingus, and fuse to form THE SUNSTAR GAMING OVERLORD.

Pickel sets out on the quest to learn the resurrection spell, to ressurct Wyv and Dingus. He travels to Space and meets with Space Yoda, who teaches the resurrection force. But pickel is not strong enough to learn this, so he does yoda up the ass, and his force grows to extreme lengths, and he learns how to do it.

He eats the corpses of Dingus and Wyv, and contracts salmonella. After spending sometime in the hospital, he wakes Nathan from his coma, and he merges with Nathan, Dingus, and Wyv to become the HOLY CROW. The crow bursts through the window and flies at supersonic speeds across the country to find Blavin.

They find Blavin, and they prepare for the final showdown.

The crow charges toward the weeaboo overlord, and the weeaboo lord uses crowus stopus animus.

They stop charging, so the crow slaps the weeaboo lord, and he flies back 40 feet. The weeaboo lord transports back and punches the crow.

The crow parries, and both unmerge. Aidan is penisless, and The corpses of Wyv and Dingus are decrated. Nathan tries to smack Blavin, but Blavins dick penetrates Nathans face, and his face melts.

Pickel puts on his batman mask and says LETS FINISH THIS. Blavin and Pickel pull out lightsabers and a battle commenses. The piece of land they are standing on falls into the nether, and they battle over lava.

After a long battle, both are scarred, and tired. Pickel jumps off the platform onto a hill and says in a jerma voice ITS OVER and Blavin replies U UNDERESTIMATE MY WEEABOO-

Blavin fell into a lava waterfall. Picekl uses the force to crush the corpse, and he walks into the sunset.

Pickel found a new pornstar girlfriend named Alana, and Alana lived happily ever after. Pickel suffered from PTSD the rest of his life. He lost his friends, brother, family, girlfriend, but saved the universe from Blavin.

Pickel gets a transmission from an unknown number, he answers it and the voice at the other end says "I must avenge... my... fallout necklace"...