Note; This is my first twilight fanfic, so, more than likely, the characters are out of sorts. Still, I hope you enjoy it. :)
Disclaimer; I own zilch.
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They were whispering, but, like most of his family members, he could hear it as if they were talking to him right in his ear.
So, technically speaking, he wasn't eavesdropping.
He didn't mean to start listening to their conversation, but the sudden erratic fluttering of Bella's heartbeat, it's unusual stop and go process caught his attention.
"No." she whispered forcefully.
"You are impossible to please at times, love." Edward scoffed lightly.
He could hear Edward kiss her on the forehead while brushing a lock of hair behind her ear.
"It's not that... you know... uh."
She slapped her forehead.
"Its just-" sigh, then held her breath.
"Not here." She whispered as low as she could.
Carlisle frowned for a moment.
He could see in his mind's eye Edwards' brow furrowing into a frown.
"Your family." Bella said as way of explanation.
"Our family." Edward corrected.
"Our family."
Edward was quiet. No doubt that his expression matched that of his fathers'.
"They have really, really, good hearing."
Carlisle's eyes narrowed in suspicion, but he had the feeling that Edward was still clueless.
Bella heaved an upset sigh.
"Look... if I'm going to give everyone entertainment at my expense..." she paused "our expense... particularly Emmett..." she grimaced "He'd never shut up about it. Then... dammit! I'm gonna charge them." He could hear her arms flailing about. "No way am I gonna give them a free..." she stopped, suddenly realizing that her voice had risen exponentially. To a very soft, almost conspiratorial pitch, she whispered "porn show."
Carlisle laughed raucously.
He could hear the blood rush up to taint her cheeks a dark crimson.
She punched Edward, "See!"