A/N Ok so I decided to write a one-shot! YAY for me! I had help from MoonyIsWicked! Well for one I thought this story was hilarious. So I'm going to share it with you! Ok Voldemort is not himself in this one-shot.
Voldie's Kiss
"I call Draco's room."The dark Lord cried out.
"But that's my room." Draco stated matter-of-factly.
"Not anymore. It's MY room." Voldemort hissed. "I will now go to it. Goodnight everybody." He wandered off to his new room.
Later that night, the Dark Lord was having a hard time falling asleep. So he grabbed a book that was lying on the night stand. He looked down at the title and laughed. 'T'was the Night Before Christmas'
"Does this boy have any better books?"
When he was on the last page he heard a high pitch squeal. That must be Bellatrix. And it was. Her head poked around the door.
"You who, Voldie!" she squealed.
"What do you want Bella?" Voldemort was hiding the book behind his back. If she caught him reading a child's lame book it would ruin his reputation.
"Oh, just checking in on you."
"At 4 in the morning?"
"Yea. Can I come in?"
"I guess. Why are you here?"
"Oh just for this…" Bellatrix leaned forward getting closer to the surprised Dark Lord. She then planted a huge slobbery wet kiss on Voldie's, (as she called him.) lips. She pulled away and said. "I love you and will try my best to please you."
"Wh…What? Avada Kedavra!"
Bella's spirit lifted out of her body. "Why did you kill me?" Bellatrix yelled.
"3 reasons actually. 1. I panicked. 2. I don't want your love. 3. I don't want your kisses."
"Fine then, I can just stalk you! And without you killing me!" Bella floated up into the ceiling. Probably to tell Narcissa that she is a ghost now. Voldemort now was able to fall asleep. Only having Bellatrix right beside him.
The End!
A/N So? How did you like it? Tell me in a review. Please. But Double thanks to MoonyIsWicked. You can find her on my profile. She has an awesome Dramione fanfic called 'What A Law Can Do'. Go check that out. THANK YOU FOR READING!
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