Dora Spoof

by azugirl888

Follow the adventures of Dora and Boots in this hilarious version of how they go out to get to their destination.

1. Introduction

Chapter 1: Introduction

Dora: Hi. My name is Dora.

Boots: And I'm Boots, which I don't know why, because whose parents would call somebody something you wear on your feet?

Dora: At least my parents named me Dora. Anyway, we're going to Blue Berry Hill because we ran out of blueberries to eat, and our parents are too lazy to do it.

Boots: Yeah, so they let a bunch of little kids, like me and Dora, to go on dangerous adventures.

Dora: Okay, so let's get going. Who do we ask for help, when we don't know which way to go?

Boots: THE GPS!!! THE GPS!!!!!

Dora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Boots: Locals that know the way?

Dora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Boots: Then what?

Dora: THE MAP, YOU STUPID PIECE OF FOOTWEAR!!!!!

Boots: Oh. And I'm not footwear!