My first South of Nowhere fic! It's on Ashleys POV, and the first chapter.

Hope you like it!!

Disclaimer: I own nothing here. That's exactly why it's a FAN FICTION

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So, there we were. Spencer and I, Ash Davies, the hottest girl on Earth, were making out on the couch of my loft. Her parents were still there, but we didn't really mind. I think they were still discussing about who was less drunk and would drive the other home.

"Bye, Ashley…" Mrs. Carlin said tired. I think they already decided… Crap, I won't stop the kiss!! I wave my hand, something like 'bye bye, go away!' and kept kissing Spencer. The girl moved her head a little bit.

"Bye, Mom…" She said not even looking at her, then she sat on my legs and deepened the kiss. I like this.

" Hey, I said 'Bye Ashley'. You're coming with us. I'm not drunk enough to forget you here." Paula announced and Spencer turned to her, clearly upset "Let's go…Oh! Tomorrow won't be good!"

"Aw, I don't wanna go!" she mumbled "Let me stay!! Only tonight!! Pleease!" She asked with a sad sick puppy face. Um, the thought of having her at home tonight sounds great.

"Yeaah… You never let her crash here!" I joined her "Pleease!"

"No. Way." Paula knows how to be annoying "I'll catch dad on the kitchen and we'll be going. We means you, dad and me."

"And what about Glen? Why different rules? Why he can sleep wherever he wants and I can't sleep on my girlfriend's house?" She shouts angry. Lucky her Paula is pretty bad, or they'd be having a huge fight here…

"Exactly because she is your girlfriend, duh!" A drunk Mrs. C was something kinda unimaginable for me until tonight.

"What is going on here?!" Mr. C came into the room, laughing like… well, a drunk middle-aged man…

"Aw, mom won't let me sleep over…She never does…" Spencer groaned, annoyed.

"Well, why not, dear?" He asked Paula, surprised. "C'mon, we can trust them, right girls?" We nodded. I love this guy!!

"Why not?" She starts with a mad face "You ask me why not?!" She yells over him "Do think I forgot that night that they thought we were out of town?" Ah, I'll never ever forget that night… I was pulled by the hair and left in the middle of the street half-naked… this is something really hard to simply let go.

"Aw, c'mon! That was no big deal!" It wasn't your hair, Mr…. "They weren't doing anything…"

"She was taking advantage of my poor young daughter!!" Arthur gave her a mortal look and she shut.

"Mom," Spence says, staring at her "It's not cause qe're gonna sleep on the same bed… without any adults around…" She stopped for a while and let out a deep sigh "Ah.. that we're gonna do something …"

"Aren't we?" I asked, truly shocked. Then I felt 3 pairs of eyes staring at me. Oops… "Oh.. I-I… just kidding…" I said trying to apologize. Paula was almost killing me only with her eyes.

"It's ok, Paula. Spencer's a grown up.. she knows how to take care of herself." Arthur said. He's my superhero!

"Alright, but if anything happens to my little daughter, I'll make sure you'll never ever leave jail!" She threatened.

"Alright, mom…" I said a little bit ironic. "See you… Thanks Mr. C! I love you!" I hugged both of them.

"Bye, girls. And remember. The guy up above sees everything." He told us, pointing at the ceiling and laughing.

"Bye, Spence" Paulla kissed her on the cheek and gave us a worried look. "And as Arthur said, He sees everything."

"Oh, I'll remember that" I teased with a smirk. She blinked nervously.

We took them to the front door. Gosh, they were the last ones to leave… I think we're alone now…

"Were you serious?" I asked a bit insecure and she looked at me, confused "About having no sex?" She rolled her eyes.

"Of course not" Then she laughed "We just have to be silent, so there's a chance God won't hear us…"

I kissed my girl again and pulled her to my bedroom, to be more specific to my bed. Ah, I love to say the word 'my'! Anyway, we were there, on my bed, making out in a very sexy and hot way. She didn't have her shirt on and I didn't have my pants either. Then, out of nowhere, Kyla, the camera bitch appeared.

"Ash.." She stared at us. Aiden was right after her. "Oops… I'm so so sorry!" She apologized "I didn't know Spencer was here…" She was trying not to look at us "I was just gonna say that Aiden and I are going out.." He had a stupid smirk on his face.

"Right, you said." I smiled slightly "Now, GET OUT!" I scream the last part. Spencer was laughing, embarrassed. "No door sucks…" I said angry "What?"

"Oh, it's our destiny to be caught in bed!" She smiled holding back her laugh caue I was staring at her with a serious face.

"Can we just keep going? I bet God is anxious to catch these hot girls in bed too…" We both laughed "No more interruptions, fine? We won't stop even if Raife Davies comes back to life" I'm starting to get over his death… She nodded.

The last thing I remember about that night is a blond head between my legs and then I just blacked out.

The morning after

"Good morning, babe…" I felt Spencer cuddling me "How did you sleep?"

"Good, you?"

"Too.. I'm just tired now. What time did we go to bed?"

"Well, to bed we came at 1:00 am, but I have the impression that we slept a little later than that…" I told her with a smirk "Wanna have breakfast?" I suggested with a hungry face.

"Nooo… I want to stay here with you…" I raised an eyebrow. Spencer or food? Spencer. I rested my head on her shoulder and closed my eyes.

"Your mom will try to kill me today…" The blond stared at me "she thinks I'm a poor young daughter's advantage taker…" She seemed to understand the meaning of my new word. She sighed and we both laughed. "I'm the innocent one in this story! And you're the 'advantage taker'"

"Shut up!" She said smiling "Gee… I have a problem… I have to pee…"

"I won't let you go!" I said holding her.

"Please! I really gotta pee!" She said.

"Nope" I announced and pulled her against me. Spencer got closed and kissed the hot chick in front of her… Well, all the muscles of that girl relaxed and as she started to kiss Spencer back, that dirty little girl jumped out of the bed.

"Ha! I'm out!" Then she ran naked to the bathroom. I'd run after her, but I'm too lazy to do this now.

While that, Kyla stood at my inexistent door. "Morning, Sis!!" She said all happy. Definitely, I have to get a door.

"Hey, bitch" I smiled to her. She hates when I call her bitch. Well, almost everybody does…

"How was your night?" Ha, curious girl…

"It was perfect, much better after you and Aiden left. Thanks for asking" She smiled to me and jumped on my bed. Did I ever mention how much I hate when she does that? I think so. Thousand of time.

"Aw, mine was great too! Aiden and I went to the park and it was so romantic and I had the best" I interrupted.

"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! I don't wanna know about my ex boyfriend and my little sister's sexual life" Totally truth.

"I'm sorry… I just thought you'd like to… share…" She gave me a heart-breaking sad look that would convince everyone to do what she wants..

"Too bad. I don't" … less me. Check out my evil laugh! Mwahahaha. She frowned and was half way out when she said

"Oh, it's almost noon and the Carlin's called ten minutes ago saying they're coming for lunch…"

Craaaaap!!! "SPENCEEEEEERRRR!!!!" I yelled "Your over-protective mom is coming for lunch!! Put some clothes and some make up and remember to pretend that we slept for a thousand hours or she'll freak out again!" I advised.

Spencer came naked with her eyes wide opened… Oh, I left a blotch on her stomach! How cute!

"What?!" She asked frightened, but I didn't answer. I was busy looking at the red mark that almost screamed 'Ash's mouth was here'. It looked like a small elephant… I like elephants.. "Heeey!! Earth to Ashley! CHANGE!" She said throwing a green shirt and a skirt near me.

She ran back to the bathroom and put clothes. I did the same and on the exact moment that we turned on the TV on a stupid TV show for empty life losers, the bell rang.

"Come in! It's opened!" I yelled and mom and dad in law came in with a happy face. I bet that the excess of alcohol and the fact that none of their kids were at home gave them a steamy sex night… Aw, this image is pretty disgusting.

"Good morning kids!" They greeted.

"Morning" We said at the same time.

"So…" Paula was anxious to ask. C'mon, ask! I know you wanna ask!! "How was the sleepover?"

" Fine" Spencer said with a slight smile.

"Cool…" Ask… A-ask!! "You didn't do anything you shouldn't did you?" Yay! She asked!!

"Paula!" Mr. C shouted.

"Mom!" Spencer shouted.

It was funny. I couldn't help the outburst of laughter that came that was joined by Kyla. It was so spontaneous that made us laugh even more.

"No, we didn't!" I said. She gave me a suspicious look. "C'mon! Kyla was here" I looked at her and she confirmed. I'm glad the Davies are such good liars when the need. "And we have no doors!" I remembered what she said about God. "More, how can we do something when we know that there's a guy up there watching everything we do… or say… or moan or…" Spencer and Paula gave me censored looks "or nothing…" I'll just shut my mouth. I stared at the ground, feeling all the eyes on me. "I'm sorry.."

"So, let's have lunch?" As usual, Mr. C broke the silence. If he wasn't a guy, married, father of my girlfriend and maybe 25 years older than me I'd date him. He's so cool.

"Yeah, yeah" I said with a bright smile "but we.. ahm… we weren't expecting you, so we… don't have lunch…"

"Rich people are so weird…" Paula said. I'm not sure if she was joking, but I laughed.

"Let's go then.." I decided… feel the power! Everyone went to the door, but I held Spencer for a moment. She tried to kiss me, but I didn't let "Wait" I took a step-back. "No kissing until you move" I'm mean! This way she'll move faster. She can't live without me! "But after that, you get a ticket of an entire night of the best sex of your life with the sexiest girl in the world" I smirked.

"Wow! How did you get J-Lo to sleep with me?" She joked, with another smirk.

"Sorry to disappoint you. It's not her, it's me! But she's not exactly bad… she's just not as good as me!!" I smiled "Deal?"

"Since I know I don't really have choice…alright. Deal…" She said and (duh) tried to kiss me.

"No. Kissing" I teased and ran to the door.

"Aw… alright"

At the restaurant

"Mom, Dad. I gotta tell you one thing… I think you won't like…" They stared at her.

"Oh, she's pregnant!" Kyla said, teasing. So immature… I don't even remember why she's here!! Everyone kept looking at Spence for a few seconds, then we turned slowly our heads to my sister. "You know, she can't be pregnant… you know… you got the joke, right?" Her eyes were moving nervously at all of us. "Aw, just kidding, okay? Forget it!" We all gave the attention back to Spencer.

"Well… last night, at the party… I… aaah… I decided to move to Ashley's loft" Her parents stared at us with shocked expressions.

TO BE CONTINUED…

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A/N: heey, there!! I'm back!! So, this is my first South of Nowhere story (my new addiction), and I hope it's at least okay… hope you like it and please, if you read, don't be lazy and leave me a small review to make me happy! All comments are welcome!!!

See you !!! ;D