Welcome to my crazy fanfiction! Aka, something only few ship! Today we have a one-shot of Rei X Luka, CUZ REASONS!

Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid!


-Rei's POV-

I am obviously one to not care for another person's feelings, I've rejected almost every girl in the school who asked me out. All of those girls don't appeal to me! My best friend says, 'You should try going out with girls! You might ACTUALLY find a girl you like! Look at me! I have a cute girlfriend and when we first went out, I wasn't that interested! And-' blah blah blah, I'll spare your eyes. The point is I'm not looking for any old girl who JUST asks me out! They have to be interesting! It was the same with my friend, his girl... has a few loose screws...

Anyway, forgive me for being rude! I'm Kagene Rei, 2nd year heart breaker, full time not care-er. I AM single, and I have a twin sister who is dating my best friend's girlfriend's brother.

"Reeeeeeeeeeei! Wake uuuuuuuuup!" Yelled that best friend, Len, I was talking about.

Len is in the same grade as I am, his last name is Kagamine. His crazy girlfriend, who is growing on me, somehow, is Rin Kagami, she's a full SADIST she threatens people, and has a sewing kit with nothing, but needles and scissors in her bag... seriously... and she's a part-time otaku.

"Shut up, Len, no one cares," I told him as I took a bite into my sandwich.

"Aw, but that's not nice!" Len pouted as he looked at Rin.

"Ya!" Rin said as she gave me a death glare.

I straightened up my back and continued to eat this AMAZING sandwich my sister made for me.

"GUYS, GREAT NEWS!" Kaito, my other friend yelled as he ran to us and sat down at our table.

Kaito, Kaito Shion, or Kai, he doesn't care, is a grade ahead of us, brother to the famous pop star Hatsune Miku! Well, sorta, they are step siblings. I should also mention that Kaito is an openly gay person.

"EREN JAEGER IS REAL!?" Rin shouted as she slammed her hands on the table.

"Um, no, but a new girl is gonna be starting here tomorrow! In MY class! And she's said to have a nice rack!" Kaito said as he nodded.

Kaito may be gay, but he is also a pervert among all genders.

"GODDAMNIT, KAITO!" Rin said as she sat down in a fluster.

"What's her name?" Len asked as he at his salad.

"I don't know," Kaito answered.

"Why would you need her name?" Rin said as she glared at Len.

"N-no reason!" Len said as he shut his mouth and ate his salad.

I just sat there, wondering if I could just die, right here, right now, but who would feed the cat? Wait, we don't even have a cat! Oh, no! Now I don't have anything to worry about so I can-RUI!

I stood up from my seat abruptly. "WHERE'S RUI!?"

"Last time I checked, she was kissing Rinto somewhere," Kaito responded as he ate ice cream while texting Miku.

"Oh," I sat down more gracefully. "Forgot about that bitch," I said as I finished my sandwich.

"At least Rin and Len don't do that..." Kaito said bluntly.

Rin and Len looked at each other with blushes their faces an then looked away quickly.

Rin may be mentally insane, but she is nice to Len, she's still a virgin, and STILL hasn't had her first real kiss yet, despite her and Len being together for two years.

The bell rang, making us drag back to class slowly.


-After school-

I wanted to walk hone by myself, but knowing the others... they wouldn't let me... EVER... I ended up walking home with Rin, Len, Kaito, Akaito, Rui, Rinto, Miku, and Meiko.

I should probably introduce the others...

Akaito, Akaito Noihs, he is Kaito's crush, a third year, and is captain of the football team... like soccer not American football.

Rui Kagene, blah blah blah, my twin sister, ya ya ya.

Rinto Kagami, Rin's brother, my sister's boyfriend, and he is a third year. AND I SWEAR TO THE GODS AMONG US, IF HE HURTS MY SISTER, I'LL HURT HIM!

Miku Hatsune, idol popstar, some-what self-centered, she's a first year, and Kaito's step-sister.

Meiko Kagamine, Len's older sister, a third year, achole addict, and she has a crush on a gay person, *cough cough* Kaito *Cough cough*.

That's... it...

They all chatted among themselves and i just listened to music as I half listened to Rin and Len's conversation about politics.

When everyone was gone except Rin, Len, and I (Rui and Rinto went to go get coffee and Meiko went to meet her "friends"), they included me in to the conversation, which NO ONE except Rin and Len do. But when we were at our houses, we split up... except Rin and Len both went into Len's house, I tend not to wonder in the gutter.

Another day of boring-ness passed by... sometimes I really wish I could live a little more... I just stuffed that thought in the back of my mind and headed to bed.


-The Next Day-

I was on my way to school when I saw a girl with pink, standing on the sidewalk across from me and her hair was swaying with the breeze and the flower petals from the tree were surrounding her and as she caught one in her hand, she looked over at me. Her blue eyes were so beautiful, I lost all my words. She looked back in front of herself and continued to walk. I watched her...

I continued to school also, and found my self gazing off in the distance, thinking about that girl, in class.

She HAD to be that new girl, I never saw anyone take that path, besides my friends, before her, she HAS to be the new girl... but why is she so... interesting?

"Reeeeeeeeeeei!" Rin yelled as she rocked me back and forth.

"Don't touch me," I told her as I continued to look out the window.

"Good, just making sure you were still alive," she said as she sat down besides me.

Yes, I sit by Rin, and Rin sits by Len. Unfair, I know right?

And just like that, class began for the morning. I'll spare you the lesson and skip to lunch.

As usual, I walked to the lunch room with Rin and Len, but they were too busy discussing plans for the movies during the weekend to notice me.

I began to think about that girl, she has just been on my mind ever since I saw her this morning, her hair was long and silky, and that pink color stuck in my mind and just never left.

We sat in our regular spot in the cafeteria, but this time, Kaito was there first and with that girl, no less. He did mentioned a new person coming to his class, so I guess it was her. Next thing I knew, Kaito was flailing his arms in the air and calling out, "REIPOOPOO, LENKUKUN, RINCHACHA! OVER HERE!" All three of us face palmed as we walked over to them.

"hey, ReiPooPoo, LenKuKun, and RinChaCha," Kaito said as we sat down around the lunch table.

"If you call me 'RinChaCha' again, I'll ripe your eyes out of your sockets and shove them down your throat," Rin said in anger as she sat down with Len.

"YEEESH!" Kaito yelled.

"Um," the pinklette spoke up. "Kaito-sama, who are these people?"

Who am I? Who am I? Well... I'M FREAKING REI! I wanted to say, but didn't, cause I would sound like an ass.

"The sadist is Rin, the one sitting next to her is her boyfriend, Len, and the one who is thinking 'WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!' is Rei," Kaito explained to her.

Wait...

Did he just...

...naaaah...

"HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT IS WAS THINKING?!" I yelled after a minute or two.

They went silent for a second.

"Rin, get the scissors..." Kaito ordered her.

"What?" I asked.

Suddenly, Rin pulled a pair of scissors or of her lunch box.

"I was kidding!" Kaito said as he got up and put his hands on his shoulder.

"Really? 'Cause I wasn't," Rin said as she looked at Kaito seriously.

Len looked at me with a face that said 'run'. So I got up and grabbed my back then looked at the pink haired girl. "I'm Rei! Let me show you around!" I said and the grabbed her hand and ran out the lunch room to the roof.

When we got to the roof, she was panting out of breath. Why was she panting? We didn't run fast or anything like that.

"Sorry, when Rin goes into her full sadist mode it's hard to get her to stop going after someone," I explained to her.

After a few minutes of panting, she looked up at me. "It's fine, by the way, my names Luka, Luka Megurine," she told me with a bright smile on her face.

Luka...

...Megurine...

Her name sounded so familiar, yet so... foreign...

We heard clanking on the steps and, what I think is Kaito and Len, yelling at Rin to stay back and stay calm.

"Is she... ok?" Luka asked me as she stepped back from the door a little.

"Ya... no, she seriously needs to go to a mental hospital," I replied to her as I turned to face her. When I faced her she seemed to be... thinking while looking at me and I began to notice her features, her cerulean eyes, her dimples, her black ribbon in her hair which swayed in the wind, she was much taller then me, she had big breasts, and she was slim.

She was...

...gorgeous...

We continued to stare at each other for little bit until she broke the contest and turned away blushing. "U-um, maybe I should go h-help the others,"

"Oh! U-um, that's not a good idea, Rin could, you know, bite you," I explained.

She was amazing, thinking about others.

I think this feeling in my stomach...

... is...

...maybe...

Maybe the first feeling of love...

Then my vision darkened.


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