(The camera shows Chris standing by the "Dock of Shame")
Chris: Chris McLain here and welcome to Season Two of Total Drama Island! Season one was one hell of a season! Alliances were formed, deep feelings for others were found, friendships were made, and of course there was a ton of DRAMA! And with all twenty-two campers from season one returning to good ole Camp Wawanakwa, there will be alliances, friendships, relationships…and MORE! This isTotal!...Drama!...Island!...I mean Torture...No- OH FORGET IT!
Theme Song:
Hey mom and dad I'm doin' fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answers plain to see
I wanna be famous
I wanna live close to the sun
Well pack your bags cuz I've already won
Nothing left to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there one day
Cuz I wanna be famous
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
Chris: Chris here at the 'Dock of Shame'. Our campers will be arriving here at Camp Wawanakwa today in a couple of hours or minutes because:
Here comes our season one winner now:
Owen: Woohoo!!!! This is awesome!!!!! Isn't that right Mr. Coconut?
Chris: Owen, dude! Good to have ya back man.
Owen: I'm so glad to be back Chris! I can't wait to dig into Chef's delicious food.
Confession Cam:
Chef: At least someone appreciates my cooking…
And right behind him is our runner-up:
Gwen: Great just the place I wanted to spend my summer at…again…
Chris: Well I see you're still working on getting revenge on Heather, huh?
(A huge evil smirk appears on her face)
Confession Cam:
Gwen: He's right.
Then it was:
Heather: I am going to win this time!
Chris: We'll see Heather we'll see…
Confession Cam:
Heather: I am going to play these losers like I did last time…although Weird Goth Girl and her little boyfriend know all my tricks so it'll be harder to fool them…maybe.
Then there was:
Duncan: Well at least Courtney's here.
Chris: Well, if it isn't Mr. Tough himself?
Duncan: Shut up.
And right behind him:
Leshawna: What's up ya'll Leshawna's in the house…AGAIN!!!
Next it was:
Geoff: It's party time!!! Woohoo!!!
Behind him was:
Izzy: Woohoo!!! Go Owen!!!! (She then sees Mr. Coconut) Hey I haven't seen you before…well anyway hi I'm Izzy…what's your name? (She gets no answer) Fine be like that…Why won't you answer me?!!!!!
Then it was:
DJ: Where's bunny?! Bunny?!
(He runs around frantically screaming "Bunny!")
Next was:
Lindsay: Heather is so going down! Wait is ummm….uh….Sky- no…Tay- no…Tiger…here?
(she walks over to Izzy and says "Are you him?" Izzy responds by accidentally knocking her into the lake)
Then it's:
Bridget: Well I get to spend time with Geoff.
(She walks over to Geoff)
Next is:
Trent: Hey Gwen.
(He walks over to Gwen)
Gwen: Hi… (Gwen says nervously)
Chris: Trent! Dude, good to see ya!
Trent: Hey Chris! Long time no see!
Confession Cam:
Gwen: Ok…maybe I am over the whole incident with Heather…for now.
Confession Cam:
Trent: Gwen your still amazing…weather you know it or not.
Next is:
Eva: I'm going to win this time you hear me?!!!!!!!
Confession Cam:
Eva: I've been taking anger management classes during my time off the island. But still these campers better not vote me off or there will be serious consequences.
Then it was:
Harold: I hope Courtney isn't still mad about me rigging the votes…well at least Leshawna's here.
(He walks over and stands next to Leshawna)
Confession Cam:
Harold: Boobies…
And behind him was:
Courtney: (referring to Harold) Let me at him!!!!
(Geoff and Duncan have to hold her back)
Harold: Calm down, gawd!
Chris: Try not to kill the campers Courtney. I don't wanna get sued.
Confession Cam:
Harold: I can't believe Courtney's still mad at me…I only changed all the votes to Courtney because Duncan wouldn't stop bothering me and stuff…
Confession Cam:
Courtney: Harold is definitely going to be the first one off this island!
Next it was:
Sadie: I like soooo can't wait until Katie gets here!!!!
Chris: I know…
And then it was:
Cody: I see the ladies have already arrived, alright!
Chris: Cody, good to have you back man.
Cody: It's great to be back…
And then it was:
Beth:
Confession Cam:
Cody: I'm over Gwen, because now I'm after Lindsay!
And then it was:
Tyler: Where's Lindsay? Oh there she is…
Lindsay: Oh hey Skyler!
Tyler: It's…never mind.
And then it was:
Katie: Oh my gosh it's Sadie!!!!!!!!!
Sadie: Katie!!!!!!!
Katie & Sadie: (hugging) Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then was:
Justin: ………………….
And behind him was:
Noah: (using sarcasm)It's soooo great to be back at this wonderful place.
Chris: Whatever…
And after him was, of course:
Ezekiel: What's up, eh…I mean yo.
Chris: Ok…
Chris: Ok...campers, you may remember the teams from last season, but this season the teams will be different. I will now assign teams.
The Flying Squirrels are:
Owen
Izzy
Heather
Gwen
Trent
Harold
Leshawna
Bridget
Geoff
Katie
Sadie
The Electric eels are:
Eva
Duncan
Courtney
Ezekiel
Lindsay
Tyler
DJ
Cody
Beth
Noah
Justin
Chris: (he points to two cabins five feet away) The Squirrels cabin is over here and the Eels cabin is over there. Now get your buts in there and unpack!
Trent: Hey Gwen, can I walk with you?
Gwen: Of course.
Confession Cam:
Trent: Okay…I'm still in love with her, and I always will be. She's just so amazing…
Confession Cam:
Gwen: Me and Trent are okay. All I know is that I am in love with him! I may have been a little mad at him before, but not anymore. Yeah we were fooled last season…but I'm not gonna let Heather ruin things between us like she did last time!
Geoff:(holding Bridget's hand) Man is it time to party or what?!!!
Bridget:(holding Geoff's hand) I don't know Geoff…but your always in the party mood.
Geoff:You know you like it.
Bridget: Yeah…
Lindsay:(talking to a tree)Are you Tyler?
Ezekiel:(walking by) Why is she talking to a tree, eh?
Noah:(walking beside him) I have no idea…