: aragorn: legolas there is a weed that no one can pull up can you use your magical elf powers to up root it?
: Legolas: Magical elf powers?
: faramir: and the royal tree of minas tirith is dyeing...
: aragorn: yes magical elven powers!
: Legolas: And what are said magical elven powers?
: faramir: tree still dying..
: aragorn: I DONT KNOW YOU HAVE A CONNECTION WITH NATURE UP ROOT IT!!
: faramir: tree is dead
: pippen: glares at weed
: Legolas: Hello Pippen, how was filming your new movie you traitor
: marry: why must you glare at weed i alrady told you that having a staring contest with in animent objects you are going to lose
: pippen: i am not a traitor legolas or maybea should i call you paris of troy of william turner..
: or william turner not of william turner
: Legolas: Touché
: pippen: no touchey
: Legolas: Its touché Pippin not touchey
: pippen: i know but your being touchey
: Legolas: Beam me up Scotty
: pippen: okay paree
: pippen: by the way how is helen i heard she is kinda explosive these days
: Legolas: -_-'
: faramir: the tree is dead just to let you know
: Legolas: Faramir, why do we care about the tree?
: faramir: its the tree of minas tirith
: Legolas: aaaaaaand?
: aragorn: the weed is still there...
: Legolas: Why don't up just go and steal Sams magical dirt?
: aragorn: smas magical dirt??!?!?!?!?
: pippen: SAM HAS NO MAGICAL DIRT!!!
: Legolas: Yes he does, he got it from Galadriel
: everyone....?
: sam: i got a rope...
: gadriel: that was in the movie...i gave you magic dirt in the book
: aragorn: magic dirt makes things grow we dont need the weed to grow we need it to die
: Legolas: No, in the book he got both
: Legolas: Yes Aragorn, but if its magical then it should be able to kill the weeds so you don't have to pull them
: *gimli rushes into the screen screaming* he began to beat his axe against the weed
: Everyone: O_O
: elrond: no weapon made bye man can kill the weed of sauron
: Legolas: But Gimli isn't a man, hes a dwarf...
: elrond: the weed must be destrayed by casting it into the dirt of wich it was made...
: elrond: LEGOLAS NO BACK TALK!!!
: Legolas: Okay, okay, I was just saying
: any ways the dirt of mound doom
: Legolas: Verry creative
: where the all hearing ear lives... and hears
: elrond: LEGOLAS YOUR GROUNDED!
: Legolas: You are not my father, and I'm a 3,000 year old elf, you can't ground me
: ELROND: POINTS TO LEGOLAS'S BEDROOM " GROUNDED!!"
: Legolas: Estel, can you back me up here?
: * estel stops trying to set fire to the weed and syas " cant help right now..."
: Legolas: Estel, wern't you paying attion, we have to take the weed to MOUND doom
: Legolas: it wont die any other way apperntly
: aragorn: that sound familier....
: gimli: and i supposed that you will be the one to take it
: Legolas: Me? Apperntly I can't, I'm grounded
: frodo: before we get into this argument i will take the ring to mudador
: elrond: all nine of you will go to mudador
: Legolas: Nine?
: nine!
: elrond: is that back talk?
: Legolas: No.....
: elrond: good.. all nine!
: Legolas: May I ask who these nine are?
: elrond: legolas ressurect boromeir
: Legolas: Why me?
: elrond: back talk?!??!?!?!!?
: Legolas: Fine, but I don't see why we just don't take Farameir
: elrond: legolas??!!!
: Legolas: Yes?
: elrond: grounder!
: elrond: you must carry the pots and pans!
: Legolas: And if I refuse?
: sam: i thought that was my job!
: Legolas: Yes, that is Sams job, what would he do?
: elrond: i shall tell thranduril that you have agreed to marry eyown
: Legolas
: Legolas: *twitch*
: elrond: sam will carry the silver ware
: Legolas: *twitch twitch*
: estel: we all see that you are twitching
: Legolas: Elrond, you wouldn't do that
: elrond: watch me!
: Legolas: but then you would have to listen to my fathers ranting about how his son is merrying a human
: elrond: i shall be arranging the wedding
: Legolas: rember your feelings about Estel merrying your daughter
: elrond: yes....
: merry: i hate it when my name becomes confused with marry
: Legolas: My father would express that twords you, and you know how he is
: elrond: and you point is...?
: Legolas: If you didn't like his ranting about sending me off with the fellowship, this is going to be ten times worse
: frodo: we just got back from destroying the weed
: estel: ding dong the weed is dead the wicked weed the weed is dead
: hobbits: ding dong the wicked weed is dead!
: Legolas: Estel, why are you singing?
: estel: didnt you hear the news the weed is dead
: Legolas: Yes, but why are you singing the song that goes with the wicked witch?
: and the ear of sauron is gone foreever
: and minants turf is safe
: huzzah!
: so only one ear is gone?
: the other is still out there then!
: elrond: curse you legolas!