With Sonic and Shawn; the two were in the Toon Manor game room playing the Super Smash Bros Ultimate game Sonic stole from Doofus Drake.
Sonic was playing as himself and Shawn was playing as Incineroar.
"Who would have thought that Nintendo would actually have the balls to put Incineroar into this installment of Smash?" said Shawn.
Sonic smirked.
"Hey That Tiger is awesome." said Sonic. "I'm glad they put him in."
Shawn chuckled.
"And you're playing as yourself." said Shawn.
"I'm pretty awesome." said Sonic.
"Ever thought of being someone else for a change?" asked Shawn.
"Sometimes." said Sonic.
He then stood up.
"Oh yeah, I win again." said Sonic.
"Double or nothing, but as a different character." said Shawn.
Sonic sighed.
"Fine, Incineroar." said Sonic.
"Bayonetta." said Shawn.
"Don't get me started on that gun trotting woman, didn't end well when she joined the roster in 3DS and Wii U." said Sonic.
Flashback
On the Battlefield stage; Mario, Sonic, and Kirby were talking to each other.
"So, did anyone get word on this new DLC addition to this game?" said Mario.
Kirby shook his head.
"Whoever it is, person must be sweet." said Sonic.
"Here I am." said a voice.
The three turned to see Bayonetta from the Bayonetta games, shocking them.
"I'm here to smash." said the woman.
"Well, this is the right place." said Mario.
"Quite an addition." said Sonic, "And you're from?"
"The Bayonetta games, been around since 2009." said Bayonetta.
Kirby spoke some of his own language.
Sonic smacked Kirby.
"Kiss your mother with that mouth?" said Sonic.
"Enough talk, let's get down to business." Bayonetta said as she pulled out one of her guns.
The three veteran's became shocked.
"DEAR SWEET MAMA MIA, SHE'S GOT A GUN!" Mario yelled as he, Sonic, and Kirby put their hands up in shock.
Bayonetta became confused.
"Wait, I'm confused." Bayonetta said before pulling out a letter, "I thought this invite said I could bring any weapon of choice."
"Well yeah, but we didn't think you'd actually bring a gun into battle." said Sonic.
The gun trotting woman groaned.
"Oh come on, you allowed some guy named Solid Snake to be in Brawl." said Bayonetta.
"Only if he'd use his explosives." said Mario, "Kids played that game, even if it was T rated."
"And I've seen you using guns all the time." said Bayonetta.
Kirby did some of his speaking.
Bayonetta became confused.
"He said that those weapons you refer to are meant to be kid friendly and not the kind that would rip pain or death." said Sonic.
Bayonetta sighed.
"Fine, I'll change out my bullets with something more friendly just to please you babies." said Bayonetta.
But then she pulled the trigger to her pistol, firing a round.
Dark Pit then appeared.
"Hey guys." said Dark Pit.
But then he was hit by a bullet and fell away from the stage screaming.
Bayonetta became shocked.
"Oops." said Bayonetta.
"Mama Mia, she just shot Dark Pit." said Mario.
"You say that like it's a bad thing." said Sonic.
Kirby was looking at Bayonetta's pistols on her feet and mumbled.
"He wants to know the deal about the feet guns and is wondering how that's even natural." said Sonic.
"Oh and a blue hedgehog with super speed and a pink marshmallow who gets powers by sucking up enemies is?" said Bayonetta.
Sonic is shocked.
"Touche." said Sonic.
Kirby grunted.
End Flashback
Sonic and Shawn started a battle on the Pokemon Stadium stage as Incineroar and Bayonetta respectfully.
"I always thought that fire Pokémon would be fighting Type." Said Shawn.
"What're the odds of it being part dark as well huh? Not so as the fact that Blaizken, Infernape, and Emboar are based off of a kick boxer, martial artist, and a sumo wrestler." said Sonic, "And Incineroar is based off a wrestler."
"Amen." said Shawn.
Unknown to them someone was watching and that someone was Mxy.
He laughed.
"Time to mess with the blue rat again." said Mxy.
He then became confused.
"But who's the new guy?" said Mxy.
Just then Jasmine and sky came in and Mxy saw Jasmine
"HOT MAMA THAT'S A GIANT WOMAN!" He shouted.
The two girls saw what the guys were playing.
"Smash Bros Ultimate?" said Sky.
Sonic stood up.
"I WIN AGAIN!" yelled Sonic.
"How'd you get that before release?" said Sky.
Sonic smirked.
"I stole this, as well as the new Pokemon games from some duck named Doofus Drake." said Sonic.
Sky nodded.
"Okay." said Sky.
"Any who, that dude managed to get all the playable characters, every song, every unlockable before the game could even be released." said Sonic.
"A round with me and Sky?" said Jasmine.
Later; the four had controllers and were looking at stages.
"Downside to this installment is that you have to pick a stage before picking a character to play as." said Sonic.
"How about Great Plateau, that seems promising." said Jasmine.
"Maybe something that the fans are more familiar with, like Pokemon Stadium 2 from Brawl." said Shawn.
Jasmine looked at her boyfriend.
"Why's that?" said Jasmine.
"First appeared in Brawl." said Sonic.
Jasmine nodded.
"Okay." said Jasmine.
Mxy then appeared at the house.
"Maybe I'll ruin some friendship's." said Mxy.
He then turned into a radio.
"Let's hope his works." He said.
Everyone noticed the radio.
"Since when do you have a radio in this room?" said Shawn.
Sonic approached the radio and inspected it.
"Never." said Sonic.
He kicked it out of the mansion before it landed in some type of workshop.
Then Wheeljack entered and saw the radio.
"Sweet, time to take this thing apart." said Wheeljack.
He picked up Mxy who became shocked.
"No, no, don't do anything, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mxy thought as Wheeljack started doing some work on him.
Later; Mxy appeared in the mansion next to another radio, but also badly injured.
"Medic." He said.
He saw the radio and did some thinking.
"I wonder." said Mxy.
Later; Sonic, Shawn, Sky, and Jasmine were watching TV in the living room.
The show they were watching was Tangled the series.
"Huh, who would have thought that Disney could have made a film based off of Tangled but not Zootopia?" said Jasmine.
"Me, and that Varian guy does have a good singing voice, but I can do better." said Sonic.
He cleared his throat.
"And I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, ready as I'll ever be." Sonic sang.
Shawn and Jasmine each held up a nine.
Sky however just held up a 6.5.
Sonic noticed the low number.
"Six point five?" said Sonic.
"Yep mainly is because I feel bad for Varian." Said Sky, "And because you cheated in that dodge ball game last week."
Sonic scoffed.
"I didn't cheat." said Sonic.
Flashback
In the Toon City High gym; Shawn, Jasmine, Duncan, Owen, and Mike were sitting on the bleachers of one side of the gym while a badly bruised up Edd, Marco, Randy, Ben, and Cameron were sitting on the other side of the bleachers.
Sonic and Sky were on opposing sides of the gym glaring at each other.
"I knew I should have had this class exchanged for another class fourth period." said Edd.
Duncan pulled out his iPhone and pushed an icon on it, making the Ultimate Battle song from Dragon Ball Super play.
Sky then started throwing lots of balls at Sonic, only for Sonic to dodge each and every one of them in slow motion.
Sky is mad.
"Just try to hit me." said Sky.
Sonic groaned.
"Fine." said Sonic.
He grabbed some balls and started throwing them at Sky, only for her to dodge them as well.
They then picked up some balls and ran towards each other, only for a bell ringing sound to be heard.
"Oh, there's the bell, good game Sky." said Sonic.
The two then shook hands.
"And squish." Sonic said before tapping his ball on Sky's head, shocking her.
Sonic chuckled.
"Oh yeah, fire bell, not the school bell." said Sonic.
Duncan who had a tiny firetruck rang the bell attached to it.
"Good one, I owe you one. Pizza later tonight." said Sonic.
He turned back to Sky with his eyes closed.
"You should have seen the look on your face." said Sonic.
He opened his eyes and screamed in shock.
Sky was very angry as fire burned behind her.
Sonic then pulled the fire alarm, making the school fire alarm go off before running out of the school.
End Flashback
"I'm surprised a fire actually did break out in school behind Sky." said Shawn.
Sonic nodded.
"It was the fire that scared me, not Sky's anger." said Sonic, "I've dealt with tons of angry people before."
Sky is mad.
"Showoff." said Sky.
Then the radio turned on.
"It's time for the Doctor Mixum Show, I'm your host Doctor Mixum." Mxy said within the radio.
The others turned to the radio confused.
"Doctor Mixum show? Never heard of such a thing." said Sonic.
Shawn nodded.
"Yeah." said Shawn.
"New program, I help evaluate friendships." said Mxy.
Everyone nodded.
"Alright." said Jasmine.
"Anyways, for my first episode, I'll call someone at random." said Mxy.
Sonic chuckled.
"Boy I feel sorry for the sucker who'll be called first." said Sonic.
"Space Unicorn, Soaring through the sky." Shawn's Phone rang.
Everyone turned to Shawn who pulled out his iPhone sheepishly.
"So sorry dude." said Sonic.
Shawn pushed the answer call icon.
"Hello?" said Shawn.
"Yes, this is Doctor Mixum, friend doctor." said Mxy.
"What was with the ringtone?" said Sky.
"Marco has the same one, says it's supposed to be ironic." said Sonic.
"What's your like?" said Jasmine.
Sonic pulled out his phone and pushed an icon on the phone.
"They call me Sonic, cause I'm faster then sound, I keep on jumping around. Blue hedgehog Sonic, with incredible speed, I'm moving my feet." the phone sang.
Sky and Jasmine groaned.
"What can I say, it catches me." said Sonic.
"CAN I GET BACK TO MY SHOW!" Mxy's Voice shouted.
Sonic groaned.
"Fine." said Sonic.
He then did some armpit farts with a whoopee cushion.
Interview Gag
"It's not very easy for a hedgehog to do any armpit farts due to their fur, I have to use a whoopee cushion." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
"Anyways, you are?" said Mxy.
"Shawn." said Shawn.
"Anything I should know about you?" said Mxy.
"I've a fear of the undead." said Shawn.
Sonic held up a sign that had a picture of a screw, a ball, the word at, and a clock.
Jasmine saw this.
"What does that mean?" said Jasmine.
Sonic turned to Jasmine.
"Screw ball at times." Sonic said while pointing to each of the pictures.
He tossed the card away.
"But who am I to judge?" said Sonic.
Mxy laughed.
"Okay Shawny boy, what's your friend like?" said Mxy.
"He's a blue hedgehog from another planet." said Shawn, "Fast, clever, but cocky at times."
"Hey." said Sonic.
"But all in all, he's a good friend." said Shawn.
"How true." said Sonic.
"Eh, the cockiness is a problem." said Mxy.
This confused Shawn.
"Say what now?" said Shawn.
"What does this guy even know? He's being paid money just to sit in a studio office for people to listen to his own voice. The big stuff is in showbiz." said Sonic.
Shawn nodded.
"Agreed." said Shawn.
"Aw shut up, you should be finding new people instead of sticking with everyone you already know." said Mxy.
Shawn is mad.
"Not happening." said Shawn.
"Oh really? Well I suppose if you have a girlfriend twice your size, I'm only guessing, she might crush anyone with her bare hands." said Mxy.
Sonic stared at Jasmine in shock before scooting away.
Interview Gag
Sonic was simply shivering in fear.
"Well, now water, snakes, and orca's don't seem so scary anymore." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
Jasmine looked at Sonic.
"What?" said Jasmine.
"Nothing." said Sonic.
Shawn saw this and growled
"Crazy." said Shawn.
"Takes one to know one." said Mxy.
Interview Gag
Mxy smirked.
"This is going better then I could hope." said Mxy.
End Interview Gag
"And I'll have you know that if you've got a very small friend, who's to say that being smaller is better then being taller?" said Mxy.
Shawn is mad.
"Be quiet." said Shawn.
"Things are going to get ugly." said Sonic.
He pulled out his phone and dialed a number before putting the phone to his ear.
"Hello, Scratchansniff?" Sonic said as he left the room.
On the other line Scratchansniff who was watching a wrestling match between a Galvan and a Mobian Dragon picked up.
"Yes Sonic?" said Scratchansniff.
Sonic became confused.
"Are you watching pro wrestling?" said Sonic.
"No, pro alien wrestling." said Scratchansniff.
Sonic nodded.
"Anyways, I've got a feeling that an argument is about to go down in my home." said Sonic.
Scratchansniff became confused.
"You think so?" said Scratchansniff.
"AT LEAST I LIVED THROUGH TONS OF DANGER BACK HOME, YOU JUST TRAINED VERY HARD!" Jasmine's voice yelled.
"PLEASE, IT'S NOT EVEN NORMAL TO TRAIN EXCESSIVELY!" Sky's voice yelled.
"I know so." said Sonic.
The doctor nodded.
"Okay." said Scratchansniff.
Two separate door slams were heard.
Sonic and Scratchansniff are shocked.
"Any suggestions?" said Sonic.
"Yeah, just keep your distance from whoever you were with at the time until things blow over." said Scratchansniff.
Sonic nodded.
"Good call." said Sonic.
He then pushed the end call icon before putting his phone away.