Hey there Everyone. Diana here. Sorry for the lack of "Smashing Something New Every Day". Between work and having to hang out with friends and uh... crippling, crippling laziness, I haven't had the time for a new chapter. I still plan on making one at some point though. Until then thought I'd hit you with an intruging littlel, non cannon Smash Brothers story. This is takes place in a sort of what if reality to SSNED and is the perfect little Halloween tale for you to enjoy based on news of the latest DVD release of a certain hedgehog's new game. Enjoy everyone and oh I don't own Smash Brothers, Night Of The Werehog or anything really in this story besides the idea and stuff. And ask if you want more since there's obviously much more I can do with this story then this little sample chapter.

"Night Of The Werehog: Brawl Edition Chapter One: Enter The Hands And Hedgehog"

By DianaGohan.

On A terrifying night in the old Brawl Mansion, a certain infamous hand was floating down the corridors and stopping in front of a room as he knocked on the door a few times.

"Will you come out, Crazy Hand?" Master Hand said continuing to knock. "We have to go downstairs to take the Smashers trick or treating now."

"Hey I'm still preparing my costume" Crazy Hand was said through the door. "It's not like I have magical hand powers and can just poof one on you know."

"Oh yeah, you clearly can't do that" Master Hand said sarcastically. "Unless you happened to be named Crazy Hand and actually did have those."

"Hey wait a minute" Master waited as Crazy was heard pacing around on the other side. "Crazy Hand is my name. So that means I must have those powers."

Master Hand sighed. "Gee, you sure are the smart one"

"Well the other smashers have called you retarded quite a few times" Crazy said as Master fumed. Crazy then exited the room wearing a giant toe on his right index finger and a basketball jacket around his palm. "Check it out bro, I'm athetle's foot!" Crazy Hand said chuckling a bit.

"That's not athetle's foot, unless you're making a horrible horrible pun" Master Hand pointed out.

"Hey if it's horrible horrible, that means it's good right?" Crazy Hand asked.

"No." Master Hand then snapped his fingers. "Check this out." He started to glow as he then transformed. Master Hand was adorned in blue spandex wearing a small cannon on his index finger with a blue helmet on his thumb and a series of armor covering most of his gloved persona. "I'm that guy everyone wanted me to put in Brawl that I decided not too."

"Krystal?"

"No."

"Geno?"

"No."

"Pac-Man?"

"NO!"

"Ridley-"

"I'M FREAKING MEGA MAN OKAY!?" Master Hand yelled.

"Oh... since when was Mega Man a glove?"

Master Hand sighed once more. "Never mind. Let's just go down and meet the others." The two hands then floated down the stairs as Master Hand looked around. "Okay guys time to go trick or..." he looked to see none of the smashers in the main room. "... Treating."

Crazy Hand gasped. "Wow, they're invisibility group disguise is the best one ever."

"They're not invisible, they just aren't here". Master Hand made a fist. "And they're going to be in big trouble for that."

"All you slow-mos are the ones who are going to be in trouble" said a voice from another room.

"Ah, so someone did manage to show up." Master Hand and Crazy floated over to the living room area where they saw Sonic sitting down on a sofa starring at the screen blankly. "Congralutions Sonic. Now you're only 22 on my least favorite Smashers list."

Crazy Hand was shown looking at a sheet of paper. "Wow, this is random and inaccurate, just like the Brawl Tier list." He then thought for a second. "I don't get it."

"Me neither, but then again I don't get anything you do" Master Hand starring back over at Sonic. "So would you happen to know where the others are blue boy?"

"They said something about juicing before you got down here. Unfourantley I can't do that" Sonic said looking over at the window. "For tonight I must stay here or else... IT.... will happen."

"It?" Master Hand asked. "You mind telling me what "it" is?"

"It's a Stephen King novel, duh" Crazy Hand said. "And "It" had Tim Curry, the fifth celebrity to give me a restraining order."

Master Hand pointed at him. "No, that was the sixth."

"Oh yeah, the Olsen Twins are two people. ever since they graduated from Full House."

Master Hand then raised his finger, and then lowered it, looking back over at Sonic. "Uh anyway you were talking about an "it" happening that wasn't a Stephen King Novel."

"Was it a Stephen King Mini-Series?"

"SHUT UP CRAZY!" Master Hand yelled as Crazy Hand backed off.

"Jeez man, no need to be so scary" Crazy Hand remarked.

Sonic looked over at him. "You think you know scary? You don't know nothing". He sighed and held out his hand. "See every year on Halloween the Transformation occurs, turning a mild mannered hedgehog into a flesh eating, bone ripping, organ crunching spawn of Satan."

"Wait a minute" Master Hand remarked. "I remember you being here last Halloween and none of those things happeneing."

"Well it's going to happen this Halloween" Sonic said pointing at his arm. "See it all began when the corrupted chaos emeralds uncooly fused into my systems and turned me from man to monster."

"You're a hedgehog, not a man" Master Hand pointed out.

"Well hedgehog to werehog anyway." Soinc pointed out the window. "And if I go out into the night I'll werehog transform and tear everyone to shreds."

"If that were true and you didn't want to do that, why not go lock yourself in your room instead of staying here?" Master Hand asked.

"Well because some lameo broke my TV and I needed to come down here and watch my show" Sonic said. Master Hand looked to see Sonic turn his head to watch the TV. "It's the most terrifying special ever to be produced."

"You mean Frankenthumb?" Crazy Hand said shivering. "Because that was pretty scary."

"Scarily bad" Master Hand pointed out. "Remember when we tried auditoning for the role but Cartoon Network said we were too "animated" for them? What kind of sick Cartoon Network turns away people for being too animated anyway?"

Crazy Hand thought for a second. "A... bad one?"

Master Hand smiled. "That's the smartest thing you've said all night". He then sighed. "That still isn't going to excuse those other smashers from ditching on me. Going out group trick or treating is a group tradition."

"Really, since when?" Crazy Hand asked.

"Well I wanted to start it this year anyway". Master Hand sighed. "Oh well, guess there's always next year. Maybe this year I'll just start a tradition of watching scary horrof movies and terrifying the other smashers with my reneditions of it tommorow." Master Hand looked at the TV. "So what is this terrifying special anyway..." He then looked to see a CGI Version of Sonic entering a haunted house with a small ghoul following him. "Uh, since when did you make a movie?"

"Oh this is for that way past cool Unleashed game" Sonic stated. "We're going to Unleash this movie next month along with the game and really way past scare everyone."

"Yeah uh you do know people don't care about being scared in November right?" Master Hand asked. "You know that's the season that people start christmas shopping and everyone should be picking up a copy of Wii Music and..." Master Hand looked at him. "Wait a minute, don't you transform into a werewolf in your latest game?"

"Yeah, at night" Sonic pointed out.

"And you're apparently making a movie about it that you never bothered telling people until it was past Halloween when it would of been most marketable."

"Uh, yeah?"

"So, maybe it's safe to assume that you just have werewolves on the brain and really aren't going to turn into one at all are you?"

Sonic thought for a second. "Uh, well when you put it like that I don't really know."

"Well I do" Master Hand said pointing at him. "So I say you get out there and help me round up the other smashers so I can take them trick or treating."

"I thought you wanted to do that scary movie thing" Crazy Hand said confused.

"Well I changed my mind" Master Hand pointed out. "I do that sometimes."

"Usually just with release dates though-"

"Quiet Crazy". Master Hand turned off the TV and looked at Sonic. "Look we're going to get those smashers back here and get them back to group trick or treating if it kills one of you, comprende?"

"Everything except when you started speaking spanish" Crazy Hand said. "Seriously do I look like a Wal-Mart?" Crazy Hand looked around confused. "Why do I keep saying stuff like that?"

"You probably fell asleep watching comedy central stand up again" Master Hand said snapping his fingers. "Enough banter though. It's time for some smash finding."

"Well maybe I should try and stay here" Sonic said holding out his hand. "You know in case I really do become a way past scary werewolf-"

"Pfft, you're not a werewolf, or going to turn into a werewolf, or uh anything werewolf related".

"Yeah, cause if you were a werewolf I wouldn't be able to do this!" Crazy Hand said as he then punched Sonic hard in the face, knocking him through the wall and into the outside area of the mansion.

"Crazy, you do know that just because someone turns into a werewolf dosen't mean you can't hit them, right?" Master Hand asked him.

"Well maybe if I had magic hand powers I could" Crazy stated as Master Hand groaned again. "Oh don't be like that. You've said stupid stuff before too you know."

"Oh yeah, like when?"

"Well what about the time you said Sonic wouldn't transform into a werewolf?"

"Yeah and he didn't."

"Then what's that?" Crazy Hand said pointing outside as Sonic was shown howling at the moon as his fur grew darker, his eyes dilated as he started getting taller and more msucalar with vicious fangs coming out of his mouth and claws shooting out of his fingers. He growled and sniffed around the ground, darting his eyes around before taking off swiftly into the night.

"... Okay, so he did become a werewolf". Master Hand rubbed his fingers. "Think we should do something about that?"

Crazy Hand nodded. "I sure do. Here's the plan". He then leaned closer to Master Hand and whispered something into his ear.

"That's not going to work you idiot!" Master Hand said moving away from him.

"Why not?" Crazy Hand whined.

"Because Athlethe's Foot dosen't mean you can become a basketball star, land a 6 figure contract and call the Werewolf Police to Escort him to jail while I go around using my mega blaster to absorb his werewolf genes into my robotic matrix."

"Well what are we suppose to do then?" Crazy Hand asked. "Hand magic dosen't work on werewolves you know."

"Yes it does. Watch this." Master Hand then snapped his fingers a few times, looking around to see nothing had changed. "Hmmm, looks like you were right on that one Crazy."

"Ha, me 12, you 6,908." Crazy Hand started dancing around Master Hand who sighed again.

"I'm the crazy,

I'm the crazy

Whose right

.025 Percent of the Time

Oh yeah

Oh yeah-"

"Focus Crazy" Master Hand said. "Sonic's on the loose-"

"I thought he was Unleashed".

"... Whatever, and it's up to use to stop him, find the other smashers, and get this Halloween back on track."

"And I have just the plan to do that" Crazy Hand said whispering something to Master Hand.

"That's the same plan as before!"

"Hey, this time you get to wear a hat."

Master Hand looked blankly at him. "... Okay here's the plan. We follow his werewolf tracks and stop him before he causes any damage, okay?"

"Fine, but I get to come up with the next plan we listen to and don't just whine about how it would never work" Crazy said as the two hands took off as the camera started panning out...

TO BE CONTINUED!

Well that's it for this part. There's still more to this story that I wish I was able to get out before Halloween but hey like Sonic Unleased it will be coming at you into November and hopefully giving you some thrill and chills or at least a laugh and a half. Till then enjoy and remember to read and review everyone!