Scene: Karkat and Gamzee are outside, Karkat is sitting on a bench and gamzee is sitting on the ground staring at a Faygo bottle. This has happened for half an hour.

Karkat: You're still staring at that faygo? What the fuck dude?

Gamzee: Yup, But bro! It moved it moved from here to there! I think...I think its magical or a fairy in a faygo costume. It said you're name a couple of times.

Karkat: Really...It's a Faygo! *kicks it*

Gamzee: *stands it back up* Yeah yeah, Bro it even has your name on it.

Karkat: Did you write that?

Gamzee: Nah nah bro I can't even spell it properly sometimes isn't it with a D in it?

Karkat: Oh my god...you are fucking retarded you know that you need help I know one called Rose.

Gamzee: Ah Rose human is motherfucking sweet.

*somthing is in a hole*

Karkat: You hear that? *walks to hole and looks* holy shit theres a nest?

Gamzee: *gasps* there could be squirrels in there! *stands up and runs to hole and sticks half his body in there* they are not squirrels at all? They are motherfucking baby Faygo's.

Karkat: What? *Gamzee is in the way* You're in the way. *pulls Gamzee's legs but isn't coming out*

Gamzee: Theres like a millon in there!

Karkat: *Pulls harder*

Gamzee:I think I'm stuck?

Karkat: You're what?

Gamzee: Stuck.

Karkat: *Falls over when Gamzee comes out* Argh! *sees the nest* oh...my...god...

Gamzee: *Stands up and puts the Faygo on the bench* That is alot of babies, that mean it's a girl *gasp* that mean you kicked a girl...oh oh you're a bad person...you kicked a girl.

Karkat: That's a Faygo!

Gamzee: That is a girl which is red and a lot of babies, *gasp* red...did she have fun with a male Faygo?

Karkat: Oh my god...

Gamzee: Well we have a lot of baby Faygo's and one mommy Faygo. Maybe you can be daddy Faygo.

Karkat: Did you just marry me off to a Faygo?

Gamzee: ...Yes.

Karkat: I have a lot of weird shit going on in my life, but this had top it all off like a fucking cherry.

Gamzee: mmmm cherry...

Karkat: Ok we did have a Faygo but now we have a whole load of Faygo.

Gamzee: That means we can make a lot of pies.

Karkat: Go and make some before you don't have enough and go insane.

Gamzee: Aw don't wanna get stuck again...*goes back to hole* Uh...they uh changed?

Karkat: what?

Gamzee: They have tiny flags? How did that happen? *comes out and walks to Karkat*

Karkat: what is with yo- oh my god what is that!? *points to UFO*

Gamzee: Oh that's what took John last night and did weird things to him...now he think he's a goat...only on Tuesdays.

Karkat: You idoit!

Gamzee: Oh thats a flying disk...my bad you are blind you thought that was a UFO whatever that means, you said I'm crazy. You need help you know I know a doctor called Rose.

Karkat: It is too...you fucking asshole! Did you have too many pies! How many did you have!?

Gamzee: Uh...maybe 5...maybe 20...maybe 35...

Karkat: You need to sleep!

Gamzee: No you need sleep *grabs a stick and whavks Karkats face* Timber!

Karkat: *falls face first*...

Gamzee: Well bye. *runs away*

The end!