A/N: This idea occurred when I read a fic where the gang landed in heaven. So I decided to do hell instead. Why call it 'Heck' ? Because I want to. Bold are the characters in Tsubasa, whom I do not own. Regular is me and the guest talking (that guy only has one line).


The inter-dimensional gang…


Sakura: What's that mean?

Syaoran: Princess, it's nothing that you need to worry about.


…landed on a piece of hot molten rock. Syaoran yelped in surprise. "W-why is there molten rock everywhere?" he said in confusion.


Kurogane: Whose idea was it to write this thing anyway?

Star: Shut up and watch.

Fai: *laughs* Kuro-woof got burned!

Kurogane: Shut up!


Above Fai's head was a fiery-red sign that read 'Welcome to Heck.'


Sakura: Why is it 'Heck' and not—

Fai: Sakura, there are just some things that are best left unsaid.

Mokona: This is fun!

Kurogane: …And that's it?

Star: Yeah, what did you expect?


"Syaoran, what's 'Heck'?" Sakura asked.


Sakura: 0.0

Porky Pig: And that's all, folks!

Everyone: WTF?

Star: *goes to the corner of the universe and plays Lux-Pain*