Disclaimer: I do not own SWAC, Selena Gomez, or anything else recognizable mentioned.
A/N: As you can probably tell, I wrote this four seconds after the episode aired. So I apologize immensely for the typos and the sloppiness. So just ignore my fic…Wasn't the episode A-mazing?!?
Play It Better
It's not like we're enemies. Really, we're not.
But every soul on the face of this planet would like to think that we are. We're not. In fact, if you'd like to know a little something, Sonny Monroe is…
Well, Sonny Monroe is my best friend.
Why, you ask? Because she plays the game that I play just as well as I can play it. It's not like we have 'sexy tension' or anything. Well, actually we do. Or at least I want us to. Because, almost every other day, Sonny looks sexy. And almost every day, Sonny and I have tension. Besides that, every day, I'm sexy. So therefore, me sexy and her sexy (every other day), combined with our tension, we have 'sexy tension'. Yes, indeed.
She's stupid cute, and I like that about her. She's ridiculously adorable when she's pissed off at someone. That's one of the reasons why I wanted Selena Wizardmez to play Sonny in my movie.
Here's the truth: I don't care for Selena or her acting. I hired her for the sole reason of making Sonny mad, so she'd make Selena miserable, so Selena would walk off the set and Sonny would play her role (as Sonny).
I wanted to write a kiss into the script so I could feel Sonny's lips on mine – for real, this time. A hand-licking kiss has never been enough. And neither was that fake-date thing. It was idiotically stupid and ridicules. I'd like a real date with her.
I want to run my hands through her 'pretty hair', press my lips against hers, and pull her against me. A little later on, I want to tell her that I fell in love with her during her 'fake prom' ordeal. After that, I want to tell her that I nearly pulled her into the backseat (on top of Tawni), while we were trying to ruin Marshall's date. That would've been a threesome. That might've been okay…
But the point is, despite all of our fakeness and tension, I love Sonny.
Selena had something right when she said that we were "perfect" for each other. We are. In every way.
And Sonny, I know this is probably the weirdest letter that you've ever received. I know you're probably sitting there, in your dressing room chair, completely shocked. But suck it, kiddo. I adore you. Yes, I'm a jerk. And sometimes, you're a female dog. But you play my game – and you play it better, and I love that about you.
As I'm writing this letter to you, I'm praying that Grady or Nico or Blondie won't find this first. It's just for your eyes. I just want it to be you and me, forever. Otherwise, it's going to be awkward you, awkward me – forever and a day.
I'd settle for eternity. And heck, tension is good for relationships.
So what do you say, Sonny? Let's ditch the rumor of 'enemies' all together and share a real kiss.
Because I love you. Because you're my best friend – believe it or not.
And I would love for you to love me too. But most of all, I want us to be best friend forever, okay?
-Chad.
Thoughts?