I wrote this a couple of years ago, so I hope you enjoy. I know it may not fit rhythmatically, but who cares!
Finals and midterms and creepy male lingers
Gas prices, taxes and jammed middle fingers
Drunks and hoarse voices and nicotine scents
These ain't a few of my favorite things.
Weird smelling old farts and big nasty burn scars
Cat scratches, short-shorts, and 100 pound bars
George Bush, cracked nails, and broken down cars
These ain't a few of my favorite things
Bird poop and dog piss and bright yellow snowmen
Hobos and leeches and grumpy old men
Losers and whiners and big drama queens
These ain't a few of my favorite things
When I am glad, when I am smart
Or when I'm feeling good
Suddenly I realize that there are bad things
And now I just feel like crap!