This is a one-shot joke fic where Me and Kirby well try to issue apologies to a bunch of individual's we have or will embarrass
Space Warrior's Apology
Suddenly a Podium with the initials SW appears, the camera zooms out to reveal me Ross Heuchan and my partner in crime Kirby. I am holding topic cards while Kirby was leaning on the Podium a Bored expression on his face.
"Good Evening after the results of our actions last week namely taking over the Website which apparently we don't have the authority to do, the FanFiction Universe has demanded that the Space Warriors issue formal apologies to the following individual's" I said, "This is stupid Ross why do we have to do this?" asked Kirby, "Because THEY said we had too that's why," I said while clearing my throat.
"First the entire evil division of the FanFiction Universe for single handily decimating you…" I began but Kirby interrupts me "Na see right their I mean honestly their really wasn't a evil division very much before we decimated them" He said, I shuffle the cards, "Ok then the Toon patrol for making you dress up like female cheerleaders…" ONCE again Kirby interrupts me, "Na see their again I mean we could not make those guys look anymore like idiots if we tried" So I try again, "To No Limit for turning him into a giant spit wad and making him look…" Kirby just stares at me silently saying "Come on" I just sigh crumple the card make it burst into flames and tossing it away when off-screen a giant explosion is heard, "To Wormtail96 for making him look like a…." Once again Kirby stares at me but I just put my hand up silently saying "Don't say it" Once again I crumple the card make it burst into flames and big boom (Now this next part might happen), "To drake darkstar for accidentally costing you your last chance to gain revenge on Darkmagicianmon and Brian.K…" Once again Kirby interrupts, "Ross please in all fairness do you really think drake was going to get his revenge this time I don't" I just sigh, "we only have one more left and we really haven't apologised to anybody yet" I said, "Yeah that's my point" once again I sigh, "To Omaddon and Jodan for beating you to within an inch of your lives in a massive brawl we would like to take…" Once again Kirby interrupts, "Ross that has not even happened yet, we don't beat Omaddon and Jodan to within an inch of their lives in a brawl until possibly the 5th episode of drake's darkness crew."
I am slowly getting very angry, "Then what WH-what do we do know I mean…?" I ask, "Well we are supposed to do a promo on a live FanFiction," I widen my eyes slightly, "We're Live now," "Now" Kirby said, "RIGHT now" I ask, "RIGHT now" said Kirby, Suddenly we both widen our eyes and slowly turn to face the audience feeling very Awkward at the moment, slowly we turn back to facing each other, "What ah, what are we gonna do?" I ask, "Umm oh" said Kirby, We both disappear from view only to return with t-shirts one with the Initials SW on it the other with me and Kirby on it, "Get all you Space Warrior merchandise on EBAY." we both do the thumbs up and disappear again but off screen we can hear Kirby saying, "Wait we forgot (We reappear) and if ya not down with that…" I finish "We got 2 words for ya" then the entire audience said "SUCK IT!!" one again the screen is empty but we reappear both saying "Thank you" and finally leave with the camera moving back to the SW Initial's on the podium.
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