Black Diamond

Disclaimer: Naruto is obviously not mine nor am I making any money… despite my dreams and fantasies.

Summary: Naruto's already turbulent and complicated high school life becomes even more so when Sasuke Uchiha transfers into Konoha High. SASUNARU YAOI. AU, OOCness, and OCs. Since it's an AU, I get to do what I want so don't bitch.

Warnings: Lots of bad language (cursing is a fundamental part of reality to me – I both curse like a sailor and am verbose, so don't criticize) and eventual gay sex (what's the point of yaoi without gay sex? Oh, Shounen-ai, I guess… luckily this isn't one of those)

Prologue

What do you think of Naruto Uzumaki?

"Naruto Uzumaki? Yeah, I know him. He goes to my high school. Kinda fruity looking, if you ask me. Loud, too."

"Of course I know that monster. My uncle was killed because of him and that demon, Kyuubi no Kitsune. Now there was a fucking freak, killing people and leaving their dead bodies with messages for a three year old…"

"Naruto and his foster-sister Gabrielle were in the year below me at Konoha High. Great girl; she had a great ass…"

"Naruto Uzumaki has anger management issues, straight up. I mean he's obviously gay, and when I kindly pointed it out to him, he just went off and beat the shit out of me. The kid's fucking insane, man."

"Dude, I've never talked to him, but he and his sister hang out with that nutcase Gaara. If that's not a warning sign I don't know what is."

"That Uzumaki brat needs to learn some respect for his elders!"

"I dunno, I never really knew him. My parents hate him because this serial killer had a sick obsession with Naruto Uzumaki when he was like three and killed over twenty people in his name. I don't care; I mean it wasn't the kid's fault."

"I've wanted to fuck Uzumaki since freshman year of high school."

"Didn't that Kyuubi guy kill his parents? And aren't Gabrielle and Marianne Laurent his foster-sisters?"

"I taught Naruto his freshman year. He took my Elementary Art and Design course. I've heard my colleagues describe him as lazy and stupid, but I thought he was a genius. He'll be a great architect someday…"

"I knew Naruto's parents. He's got his father's coloring, his mother's build, and his own unique attitude. He's a great kid… with an unhealthy love of that ramen crap."

"If you're a gay man, Naruto Uzumaki is hott shit… when he keeps his mouth shut."