FIRST STORY! ENJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY. (i EAT BABIES)
I DON'T OWN DEATHNOTE OR GANON, OR NARUTO. OR BARNEY AND NARNIA. (i STILL EAT BABIES)
"Does it hurt going in and out? O-:"
"WELL…it depends on the size…" Near said as he wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. It was at this time that Mello walked in…and let's just say he got a weird look on his face...
"What the fudge are you talking aboot, eh?"the mafia bosss LIKE A BOSS! Was eating a piece of chocolate when he said all this, and then HE JIZZED IN HIS PANTS! He backed away slowly after that and ran down the hall crying aboot how mean they were being to him and stuff.
Matt looked slightly confused, "What just happened? D:"
"You wouldn't understand…" and Near went off into his emo corner poting it up on some magic mushrooms. After this weird occurrence, Matt went down to the kitchen to get something to eat, and when he entered…he was bombarded with a strange question by none other than L!
"Will you butter my muffin?"
" :D OKAY?" he was handed a butter kuhnife. "Tell me when to stop! =3="
L quickly pulled his magnificent muffin away while giving Matt a dirty look. L opened the cupboard to put the butter away and then there was WATARI! HE JUMPED OUT AND SCREAMED "THE CAKE IS A LIE!" THIS MADE L SO UPSET THAT HE CRIED AND STUFFED HIS MUFFIN IN WATARI'S SHIRT.
When Matt returned to the game room after that weird incident, Near wasn't poting it up any more, but he WAS watching BARNEY. Near was twitching on the couch watching it, and when it ended, he jumped at the TV screaming, "TAKE ME WITH YOU BARNEY! I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA TOO!"
Matt just walked out after that…
(WITH MELLO!)
Mello was still running down that endless hall with all the creepy pictures in it, when HE JIZZED IN HIS PANTS AGAIN! That tripped him and he fell flat on his face, and when he looked up there was one of Matt's game characters…Ganondorf, eh? The picture looked right at him with a creepy pedo smile and wiggled his fingers gayly. "Hai thar little Girl.
"I'M NOT A GIRL! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE REALIZE THAT! TT-TT" he turned and started running down the hall again. He passed by L who was limbo dancing down the hall in the opposite direction, and WATARI was quickly coming after him while poll dancing with a lamp in a speedo with five bucks hanging out of it.
LEMONS! They flew down the hall at the speed of sound, like SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! It was Orochimaru and SasUKE, with Kabuto…they were giving piggy back rides to whoever wanted them. And LIMES COMING THE OTHER WAY! IT WAS A BATTLE OF THE CENTURY! But…it created THE LEMON LIME TASTEYNESS THAT IS KNOWN TODAY!
Light IMAGAY was sliding down the hall like a snake dressed as Jesus with a fake beard. It was falling off at the side…
AND MISA MISA WAS BEING A WHOOO-ORE!
THE END! THAT IS ALL…..LEAVE NOW! D-:(